The Selfish Gardener

you cannot kill me in a way that matters

[rebelrobinrules1984]

NEW OLD MCR SHOW ON YOUTUBE

[ashstfu]

August next week !!?!??????!!!!?????!!??????

[iwait4youalexg]

Oh!

[quixoticclown]

Yes, these Muppets have taken Manhattan. The question now is can they HOLD it

[das-sena]

Choose your boyfriend favorite slasher

Talvez eu esteja ficando louca 

Só queria desenhar umas poses e fui longe demais, deus tenha misericórdia 

Bubba sempre vai ser o meu neném, nunca fez nada de errado em toda sua vidinha

[rockpapercynic]

I spy, with my little eye, a photo that was faked by an AI image generator! Can you spot the clues?

FB is turning into a parade of fake AI images churned out by click-farming pages. More misinformation is on the way. Learn some tricks for spotting AI photos!

[sweetoothgirl]

Easy Brown Butter Iced Espresso Cardamom Buns

[odinsblog]

Brittney Griner was arrested in Moscow upon returning to Russia, amid the country's attacks on Ukraine intensifying. Her wife, Cherelle Griner, has been posting on Instagram about her detention. "My heart, our hearts, are all skipping beats every day that goes by," Cherelle wrote in a post shared last week. "I miss your voice. I miss your presence. You're our person! There are no words to express this pain. I'm hurting, we're hurting."

👉🏿 https://www.chron.com/news/nation-world/article/Brittney-Griner-Russia-detained-arrested-vape-pen-17008896.php

[realfemale]

It was her weed vape & cartridge

[odinsblog]

That’s the Russian police’s version of events and it’s kinda not cool to just blindly accept it and regurgitate it without any corroboration whatsoever. If being Black in America has taught me anything, it’s that you should NEVER blindly accept the police’s version of events. So until we hear from Brittney Griner herself, I would really appreciate it if people would stop spreading this propaganda. We should not be stenographers for the police.

And remember, Brittney Griner is openly lesbian and the Russian government’s official policy towards the LGBTQ community is complete homophobia.

👉🏿 https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/gay-rights-ukraine

[selfish-gardener]

The listserv for the local chapter of my profession is a fucking train wreck and I love it.

[hargrivves]

[cyanide-latte]

[thebelchers]

[yesterdaysprint]

Norfolk Daily News, Nebraska, February 14, 1941

[fufufeedee]

If you try to bring up my old ass Bible name ur gettin blocked

[little-klng]

guess you could say yo

ouyre doi

ur doin g tra

trans acti

[markodragic]

fuck esports, the only correct way to play smash is the way my 7 y/o niece plays it: connecting 2 controllers, setting one as peach, setting the other as marth, pretending marth is peach’s boyfriend and then playing virtual barbie and ken with them

[markodragic]

smash esports livestream but it’s just thousands of people tuning in to watch my niece make bayonetta marry solid snake on the zelda temple stage

[weepycat]

there’s something so sad about how we treat old people nowadays. historically, humans have accomplished so many great things because we valued our elders, took care of them, and gave them meaningful retirement. meanwhile we have seniors aged 60+ working in retail just to survive. can you imagine working your entire life, just to work until you die? in fucking retail? 

old people are not useless, they’re not a drain on the economy, and theyre not all bigoted windbags. theyre people! people! who have lived their entire fucking lives under capitalism. they deserve to retire peacefully and pursue their interests during the final years of their lives. they deserve to be taken care of. they deserve to go with dignity. 

there’s a hundred things wrong with how society views old people, but i never see anyone talking about it.

[asieybarbie]

Someone asked for a few tips regarding coloring skin tones so I threw this together real quick lol. 

Obviously not an end all, be all — and in NO WAY covers the plethora of info regarding this topic. Just a quick guide from my perspective. One day I’ll make a tut more extensive and organized with way better examples  😭

[giraffeseatingcake]

I hate stuff like this, because all of these colouring methods are fine, they just give off different energies. Doing a more somber drawing? Muted colour palettes will work well. Energetic? Brighter, bolder colours are your choice. Like, these things just feel like a giant pat on the back for whoever posted this, look at how good they are, better than you for sure. Like calm down, all of these are fine. The “good” ones just have better shadows and highlights. That’s it.

[aight-imma-die]

Kinda have to agree. Human skin can look drastically different under different lighting, and it seems like OP is gatekeeping how people are allowed to color their characters. This is a helpful reference for if someone is trying to be more anatomically correct but I think people forget you can color how you want in art, and additionally having a variety of colors in your palette will make you appear to be a more flexible artist.

[dreamyblackchild]

^ White amateur artists are mad defensive at a BLACK artist making a tutorial about dark skin tones and different lighting on dark skin tones. 

[deliciouskaek]

they so mad, and for what lol

[thecolorsfucked]

how a tutorial gatekeeping it’s literally opening the gate of u not being a shit artist