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Rude Starters

"I can see your point, but I still think you're full of it."

"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."

"I see the screw up fairy has visited again."

"You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers."

"I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth."

"The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist."

"I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid."

"I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant."

"You! Get off my planet."

"Too many freaks, not enough circuses."

"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"

"You're not special."

"If I throw a stick, will you leave?"

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

"Oh I get it. It's like humor, but different."

"Aren't you a black hole of need."

"Sure I'll help you out. Which way did you come in?"

"If you have something to say raise your hand, then place it over your mouth."

"I’m too busy, can I ignore you some other time?"

"Don’t let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own."

"Have a nice day, somewhere else."

"You’re not yourself today, I noticed the improvement straight away."

"You are as pretty as a picture, I’d really like to hang you."

"Don’t believe everything you think."

"Do you hear that? That’s the sound of no-one caring."

"Here's some chapstick for all that butt kissing"

#meme

wnq-anonymous

You will lose someone you can’t live without, and your heart will be badly broken, and the bad news is that you never completely get over the loss of your beloved. But this is also the good news. They live forever in your broken heart that doesn’t seal back up. And you come through.

Anne Lamott (via cxffeineandsarcasm)

#arielthelionhearted #{in the verse where she dies}#{ahahahanope}

To Have Peace At Last

That bloody singing. He’d thought, perhaps, he could resist the call of it. The pull of it. The force of it. In the end, all he’d felt was a peace he hadn’t known since before...since before. A peace he didn’t want, didn’t deserve. A peace that died on the sharp edge of a long sword. At first, he despised the very sound of it (when it stopped and he regained his wits, that was), wanted it gone, wanted to rid himself of it. Slowly, however, the rage over its sound abated into something far less angry and something slightly more, well, he wouldn’t call it hopeful exactly. But damned close.

He had to find her, had to find the owner of that voice. There would never come a moment when he willingly admitted to anyone that his desperation to find her was simply because he needed what her voice gave him, if only for a few moments. No, he’d never say those words to anyone. Even a blind man, however, could have seen exactly why he did what he did. Why he combed every inch of that damnable island. Why he visited every body of water, puddles included, that he could find.

Unfortunately, when he did find a woman on the island, she was nothing like what he searched for. Just the redheaded wench who looked after Pan’s insufferable bunch of whelps. Oh, he’d caught sight of her a time or two. Never up close, however. He did have to admit it was an impressive sight.

“Keep those brats away from my men and my ship, would you?”

#arielthelionhearted #v; if things were different #pre-sb #{ariel rps}#{trust killian to be an ass right off the bat}

[The Sea Demon]

"Not nearly as much as you’d miss me. And I only call you that because you insist on calling me ‘harpy’ or ‘sea demon’ or ‘sea monster’ or anything other moniker that has the term ‘beast’ in it.”

"Would miss that lovely, warm body next to mine. You've got me there. But you know you'd miss me just as much. Come on, darling. You know those are simply terms of endearment. And the truth. Because you are a beast in the bedroom."

#arielthelionhearted #v; if things were different #sometimes he's so good at wooing #and sometimes he's remarkably terrible #this is one of those times

rhiajones

"But papa-" She began, her voice just hinting at a small whine, knowing that usually did the trick. But when he moved to the door, canted her head, as if asking him if he really thought him blocking the door would impede her from doing as she wanted. She still had a perfectly good window for an exit. "There is nothing wrong with what I’m wearing! I’ve got a date, and you’re making me run even later."

Killian felt his frustration mount. How had his daughter become so pigheaded? He blamed Ariel, of course. It certainly wasn't his fault. Well...maybe just a little. His arms stayed tightly folded. "You are not setting a single toe outside of this house dressed like that!" The temptation flitted through his mind to go upstairs and go through her closet. "And if you try to go out that bloody window again, I'll have you arrested!"

#rhiajones #v; if things were different #killy #you can't have her arrested for climbing out of a window

[The Sea Demon]

"Could just decide to let you sleep on the couch for the week."

"Come on, love. You'd miss me too much. You still call me a 'codfish'. And bloody manchild, whatever that is."

#arielthelionhearted #apparently he's confused about 'manchild'#i wasn't aware of this until just now

[The Sea Demon]

selfishmurderousandfalse

#the sea demon who captured his heart

"Could call you the harpy of my dreams."

#arielthelionhearted #i'm so sorry ariel #i have lost all control

arielthelionhearted

HOW DARE YOU

LET’SDOIT

selfishmurderousandfalse

YOU LOVE ME!

YES LET'S!

Her telling Killian that the kids need him to accept what's coming so he can be there for them and Killian looking at her and going, "No! The kids need their mother alive! That's what they need!"

#arielthelionhearted #out of the seas #*casually destroys feelings*