your lucky colour is none

Professionally misconstrued ambivert. 28/f/Leo

[le-slut-deactivated20250810]

[tombgayder]

Mass Effect Squadmates: Before and after meeting Commander Shepard.

[retrogamingblog]

Red/Blue/Green by Franz Anthony

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

[darkislovelyyyy]

This shit is still funny

[candiikismet]

Lmao what the hell!

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

Lmfao fuck that’s me

[yafavblogger]

Why was he in jail?

[hi-imkingdavid]

[hallaisme247]

@illmaticraj right now

[booziebooz]

Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging

[quasmellito]

Facts

[ellsworthej]

Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo

[amnesiaguy]

the four cardinal moods: africa by toto, judas by lady gaga, fourth of july by sufjan stevens, and mr brightside by the killers

[amnesiaguy]

what i mean by this is longing, mania, depression, and gay

[dongiovannitriumphant]

A selection of very heterosexual sock ads by J. C. Leyendecker

[rosegoldlips]

ur personality is defined by ur favorite line in hallelujah

[rosegoldlips]

tag your favorite line of hallelujah

[bigscaryd]

“tag your favorite line of hallelujah” scans to Hallelujah.

[animatedamerican]

…

you tried to read the words as prose but noticed how its scansion goes and now you can’t unhear the tune, so screw ya recall the phrase you love the most then once again reblog this post and tag your fav’rite line of hallelujah

[shinelikethunder]

okay that’s it I hate you all. like… fuckign done. i’ve hit the wall.

…I’m calling the Tumblr Cops to come subdue you

[ericvilas]

I hate the fact this fucking fits. I’m just about to call it quits. Now everything just sounds like hallelujah.

[amatalefay]

You pick a phrase, you pick a rhyme, repeat the sound another time, Five iambs, then an extra beat will do ya. Another rhyme, a rising note - congratulations, you just wrote Another goddamn verse to Hallelujah.

[cinquespotted]

[sergle]

huevember 11: relaxing

[eggcup-deactivated20180129]

Can’t believe Steven Universe said this.

[viivus]

I’m getting more ambitious with my plant witch gifs!

[witcheshaven]

[demonprincex]

yall mind if i just

[jacquelineshyde]

[musterniillustrates]

i tried coming up with a caption for this sketch for two hours before i realized i had to stop kidding myself 😑

instagram: @amrit.s.brar | support on patreon

[raptorific]

Hello dearest perverts! Please welcome our guest cartoonist today, Razorfucker McGee, here to explain whatever the fuck this fetish is!

[asskylosaurus]

I want Silk Hydro to grind my dick clean off my body with her razor face and leave me with a perfectly smooth crotch region

[raptorific]

Before you speak - T.H.I.N.K.

T - is it true? H - is it helpful? I - is it inspiring? N - is it necessary? K - is it kind?

[thecybersmith]

Why do people assume that it’s a fetish?

[azunaland]

they fucking gave the razor anthropomorphic boobs, human pet guy 

[thecybersmith]

They needed people to know which razor was for men and which one was for women.

[bronyrpblog]