heavydirtysoul

i want to believe 👽

[whitepeopletwitter]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

[binches-deactivated20220521]

my cousin is literally the most boring person alive

[danisnotonfire-deactivated]

this isn’t very boring to me i’d like to know what the fuck a kitchen dresser is

[anxietyproblem]

[knockfivetimes]

Can’t stop watching this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[politijohn]

Broke: eat the rich

Woke: eat Jeff Bezos first

[theonion]

[musashi]

6 am and this tweet just made me laugh so hard i choked on my coffee and started sobbing

[catchymemes]

[aqueerkettleofish]

Loving that OP isn’t even calling out the place by name.

[calamardoybobesponja]

[psyduckworld]

i know nothing abt leslie jordan besides the fact that he doesnt miss… he just doesnt miss

[leosuncancervenus]

“I think that’s why homosexuals were put on this earth - JUST ! To make things pretty. Rabbits”

[justcatposts]

Volume on

[dotsz]

danny fenton: to be honest, i think phantom should be allowed to do some crimes. i think he should be able to punch the mayor in the face. maybe sleep on the school bleachers without getting yelled at. perhaps he can even steal more fenton tech so they don’t shoot at him, i dunno. phantom can have a little crime, as a treat

lancer: what does this have to do with chapter six of the great gatsby

[granch]

when it’s 5pm in animal crossing

[sovietnam]

[nuderefsarebest]

[oneheadtoanother]