your f/o loves you !

theo aka mx. wick | 20 ; he/they | selfship sideblog!! | pfp cred to makowka ⭐️

[selfshipie]

intro post 🦈✨

hi i’m theo or vampy!! im a queer, trans, and disabled self shipper. i’ve been in the community for as long as i can remember (professionally lurking) and wanted to make a tumblr blog for a place to put all my day dreams and notes :)! i mostly do silly imagines <3 i follow from @strawbkiwi!

i am an adult (20)! almost anyone can interact with me (see DNI below), but feel free to block if anything i do makes you uncomfy . if you need something tagged, send me an ask.

your f/o loves you :) <3

My loves 💖

♟️phi.llip gr.av.es (co.d) | boyfriends! | tag is (boy)friends in high places

🐕‍🦺 joh.n wic.k | partners | tag is excommunicado

🌆 jo.hnn.y sil.ver.han.d (cyb.er.pu.nk) | jesus is it complicated | no tag yet :)

🌊 ale.x cau.lder (six) | dating/it’s complicated | no tag yet :)

🦯ma.tt mur.dock (marv.el) | boyfriends (poly with 🦻) | tag is stereoblind

🦻 cli.nt ba.rton (mar.vel) | boyfriends (poly with 🦯) | tag is stereoblind

🐴 ar.thur mor.gan (rd.r2) | partners | tag is take a gamble

BYF:

-i don’t have any “DNI” f/os & i don’t mind sharing!! current main f/o is g.raves from call of d.uty

-Don’t be a dick. I block super liberally

-i try to keep my imagines as gender, race, body type, etc. neutral as possible. if you see i made a mistake, it’s on me and i just didn’t notice. let me know and i’ll fix it!! (note this doesn’t apply to posts like “imagine your f/o helping with chronic pain” etc)

-i have a disability that makes it hard to see spelling errors. if you spot one, please send me an ask! it helps a ton /gen

[selfshipie]

entered the drive in to see project hail mary and left with a self ship so strong i thought i was having a heart attack

[selfshipie]

“nerdy f/o” okay but shoutout to my nerdy selfshippers. your f/o loves hearing you talk! they love the way you get a distant look in your eyes as you get really into explaining! they’re being attentive and asking questions! why look up a question about your favorite topic when they can just ask you? they get to learn and see you be passionate about something you love.

[selfshipie]

your f/o believes you can pass this midterm btw

[trasho-pando2011]

shout out to ppl that have canonically dead f/os. they're definitely still alive trust me twin

[rubmybellayyyyy]

[muttsys-deactivated20260425]

patient needs selfshipping to live

[uss-moonveil]

Merch of my f/o should be free for me I’m literally his boyfriend

[gibles-lovely-selfships]

So this question popped into my head while I was talking with a friend, and it made me curious enough to make a poll about it

How long does it generally take you to say an F/O is a husband/wife/spouse?

Instantly / same day

A few days (1-6 days)

A week

2 or 3 weeks

A month

Multiple months

A year

Multiple years

I don't refer to any of my F/Os like that

Clare's Special Answer Button

Voting ended onAug 3, 2025

(If you only have 1 F/O you refer to as a partner, you can just answer how long it took you with them. If you have multiple, you can answer your rough median for them.)

(Please reblog!)

[daily-selfship-questions]

Has you or your F/O(s) ever been on the run from something before? Was it for being Wanted to be prosecuted, or something for lighthearted like winning a suspicious amount of carnival games and some of the carnies are beginning to get suspicious and want to ask a couple questions...

[selfshipie]

They should invent a thinking about your f/o that doesn’t feel like you’re experiencing drug withdrawals

[questions-about-blorbos]

Do you think your Blorbo would like you if they were real?

Yes, they'd like me

No, they would not like me

Voting ended onJul 2, 2025

Every poll on this blog is about fictional characters only. This request was sent to us and we made a poll in response to it. Send any Blorbo-related question you want to our inbox and we’ll make a poll on which people can vote with their own Blorbos in minds

[dailybuglebunny]

something something this damn comic by goobydont

[leonsdearest]

selfshippers

[evilyumes]

waking my f/o up by violently shaking them and screaming

imagine waking your F/O by shaking them and screaming

[sorrowerarchive-deactivated2025]

[strawbkiwi]

if you ever feel embarrassed for using tumblr, just know that you could be sending yourself fake discourse ragebait strawpage asks on twitter instead

[deathdetermineslife]

your f/o would listen to you talk about your weird special interest, by the way. that's actually probably their favorite thing to hear you talk about, actually! they told me so