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Here is my extremely generous review of Return to Silent Hill.
I love Silent Hill so much, but I wouldn't call myself a purist. I am so open to changes being made. I really enjoy the first movie. It's not a good adaptation, but it's a good standalone horror movie if you view it as one, and that's what I was hoping for here. It's not what we got.
It started off very promising. I was really confused about the visual direction they were going for with James when they first started showing images (is he a drunk rockstar? wtf) but in the first scene it is immediately clear what he is. He's a douchebag, he drives a Mustang while smoking a joint, and he's an artist. It's very different from the very generic, guy next door, dutiful husband we're introduced to in the game. But that's not inherently a bad thing, because this is pre-Mary James. The first scene is him almost getting into a car accident and literally tailspinning his way into a meetcute with Mary Crane.
Then we get present day James, where he's an absolute wreck. Mary is now dead, he's got a drinking problem and a psychiatrist who is his only known support system. He finds a letter from Mary, and now we're on to the events of the video game. The scene after he gets the letter is so lovingly recreating the first scene from the game that it convinced me we were in for a decent ride. That didn't last long.
Basically the rest of the movie feels weirdly confused. The plot gets mushy and unravels the further along you go. There is surrealism, and there is whatever the fuck this is. It's not confusing in a fun horror way, it's just confusing. So I'm not gonna go through the whole thing beat by beat, because the beats sound like they're being played by a toddler who just got their first practice drumkit.
This isn't just an adaptation of Silent Hill 2, it is a sequel to Silent Hill (2006), the movie directed by Cristophe Gans, who returned to direct this movie. Not only is it giving us the story of James and Mary, it's trying to give us that story while also tying it to the events of the previous films. The video game is completely disconnected to the other video games, but it makes sense for the movie to try to be connected to the other movies. I actually really liked that and was excited to see where it led.
We first meet Mary as Mary Crane, the daughter of Jacob Crane (who as far as I can tell was invented for this movie and is not even in some obscure Silent Hill media like the pachinko machine or mobile game). Jacob Crane is the late leader of The Order, the cult that secretly runs Silent Hill. He passed away before James ever met Mary, so we never meet him in the flesh (we do get to see his spooky ass appear in a death mask, though). Mary being the heir apparent to The Order isn't a terrible idea for this movie. It adds some intrigue to her character while tying this movie to the events of the previous ones.
Unfortunately, the way that they tie Mary and The Order into this movie is silly as fuck. And I kind of don't understand how you fuck that up. Daddy Crane was the former cult class president, and he spent years prepping Mary for ????? by giving her a drug that does ???? They don't explain it at all. But this drug is what eventually leads to her getting sick. This would be pretty cool if they explained any of this. We see Mary being used as a ritual component, and the ritual is not explained to us in any conceivable way. We don't know what this mystery drug is, what effect it has, or why it's important to the cult. We don't know what the cult wants for Mary. These are things that are really frustrating because they could have been so fun and cool.
On to my biggest issue with this thing. James and Mary aren't married. Mary is James's ex-girlfriend. We don't know how long they were dating, just that they got to the point where they were living together and then one day after witnessing Mary in the middle of a nonsensical cult ceremony he freaks out and leaves. This fucks up the Silent Hill 2 storyline so badly in so many ways.
James's entire inner conflict is centered around Mary being his wife. He can't be unfaithful to her because she is his wife. He has to support her through her illness because she is his wife. He has to have hope that she's still out there because she is his wife. He loses his mind because she is his wife. The porny murder nurses come to haunt him because his thoughts strayed from Mary while he was with her in the hospital. He doesn't kill Mary as a mercy, but to absolve himself from the duties of being her husband. And then he loses his mind because of his own actions.
Changing their relationship to be a boyfriend and girlfriend that had a falling out and broke up after an undisclosed amount of time together doesn't have the same intensity or emotional weight as Mary being his dead wife. James is so confused to get that letter because, even though he has repressed the memory, he knows that she is dead. He was with her in the hospital. Movie James was apart from Mary when her health started declining, seemingly only saw her in the hospital once, and then killed her because she asked him to.
There was a point very early on where I thought, "Oh, James was a reckless douche before meeting Mary, but by the time they're married he has cleaned up his act." But that isn't the direction they went for at all. He was a douchebag artist who became a douchebag boyfriend and then does nothing interesting or likeable for the rest of the movie. He isn't a conflicted husband, he's just some fucking guy. In a way this movie makes Mary the antagonist. She doesn't actively do anything evil, but every problem comes from her and who she is, not from James. Instead of a hell world shaped by James's guilt, it's a nonsensical hell world that some random fucking guy named James stumbled into.
Also Mary and Laura and Angela are the same person. Why the fuck not.
There are legends of people with the gift of making music so true, it can conjure spirits from the past…and the future. This gift can bring fame and fortune. But it also can pierce the veil between life and death.
Sinners, the new movie from Ryan Coogler starring Michael B. Jordan, has received widespread praise from critics and audiences. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.
Annie: There are legends of people born with the gift of making music so true, it can pierce the veil between life and death; conjuring spirits from the past...and the future. In ancient Ireland, they were called Filí. In Choctaw land, they called them Fire Keepers. And in West Africa, they were called Griots. This gift can bring healing to their communities. But it also...attracts evil....
I would like to thank god and Wunmi Mosaku's titties
Me when I saw Bo Chow:
This is probably Ryan Coogler's horniest film to date, and I love that
Holy shit, the sound mixing 🙌🏻
After hating on the White Americans, the French and the Spaniards in the Black Panther films, Ryan Coogler really turned to the Irish and said, "don't worry, I didn't forget about yall too!!"
3 words - Choctaw. Vampire. Hunters. Ryan Coogler, I demand a prequel
No but the Choctaw Vampire Hunters were hilarious. They can't be bothered to put in the labour to help the kkk couple. They really went, "you invited it, you deal with it. Godspeed." And peaced the fuck out ✌🏻 good for them
And the scene of the kkk couple inviting the Remmick the Irish vampire into their home while holding guns to the Choctaw pple even tho the Choctaw pple were trying to warn them? Perfect symbolism for how White pple would rather shoot themselves in the foot than listen to people of colour
Jayme Lawson's married ass getting her pussy eaten out by the male ingenue character, I support women's rights and women's wrongs 🫡
Me when the White music kinda slapped:
When Cornbread started going on about love and unity when he returned from peeing in the trees, I nearly yelled, "oh my god he's in the sunken place!!"
When the Irish vampire started river dancing during a tense moment:
The contrast between Sammie's music bringing pple/spirits of different times and cultures together while Remmick's is front and center in his ghoulish dance scene
Also the vampires only singing Remmick's songs but not songs from their respective communities even tho he preached about love and unity. Remmick speaking Cantonese only to threaten the Chinese shop owner.
The vampire hivemind being a metaphor for how White supremacy erases the uniqueness of different cultures to create the singular culture of whiteness
Remmick the victim of forced anglicisation of Ireland, Remmick the settler on Indigenous American land, Remmick who violently attempts to exploit a Black man's music to hear his (white) Irish kin again. Ryan Coogler, your mind
Sammie's music 🫱🏻🫲🏼 Annie's hoodoo religion being a bridge to the ancestors and the homeland. But while Sammie's music invites danger becos it can be exploited, Annie's spiritual beliefs helps them in contrast to how hoodoo has been demonised and dismissed
i'm kind of bored of subliminal messaging or vaguing or being anything but truthful and blunt and forthright. every miscommunication that has ever befallen me is a result of jumping to conclusions or not giving the benefit of the doubt or just not being open to hearing the other side. i am so bored. i just want communication. i want straightforwardness. i want here is why i'm bothered. here are the facts. here's what i think. now tell me your side. let's talk about this. let's start a dialogue. there's no reason for either of us to be guessing. languages were meticulously crafted over the years for a reason. so let's use them! let's talk! let's communicate!
btw you can be straightforward AND kind. i'm not sure why people seem to think it's one way or the other. either way a lot of people need to not only internalize this mentality but practice it bc i feel like so many people are willing to BURN BRIDGES ??? rather than just communicate and be honest. and some people don't communicate and end up fostering resentment and bitterness and dislike for the other person that cause them to snap out of nowhere and the other person is like ?? bc guess what. it was NEVER commuicated
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