[semenology]

[disco-machine]

anyone else absolutely guzzling the shit out of some wadder? a fucking boddle of wadder?

[higgzorz]

cowboy love story

this town……….is big enough for the two of us

[finalfantasy37]

time: *makes me bolder* children: *get older* me: *gets older too*

[thatadult]

This year I will

1. Release my inhibitions 2. Feel the rain on my skin

[obamallamatime]

Hello, Police? I accidentally stepped on my cats foot and need to be arrested

[lmaonade]

lmao excuse my language but reese’s penis butter cups lol 

[turbopisser]

Santa with that ass so fat

Let me see them buttcheeks clap

[sentada]

americans be eating cheesed burger

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[jamausis]

i love.. vegetables and kissing

[theshitneyspears]

乇乂ㄒ尺卂   ㄒ卄丨匚匚

[hmpygssy]

Wake up sheeple

You squeeze lemons to make lemonade

How the FUCK do you think they make

Gatorade

OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES

[foosili]

Me, crabwalking out of my room in search of drink at 2 am: THORSTy… THORSTY….

[tokyotk]

My Chemical Romance ain’t have to go that hard in Helena gotdamn

[beyonslayed]

Gay culture is staying in your bed all day

[glow--doe]

I’m like 60% silk, 30% rose water, and 10% glitter