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[stlamb]

can something good and pleasant happen to me now please

[stlamb]

i am actually getting delirious like please

[creepycr4wly]

Mr. Moon

[ocxmaul]

my text post collection vol. 1

[moroser]

“why won’t they like me?” 

[image descriptor:  the collector sits on a little stump of snow, facing right, cradled into himself, he’s clutching his hat while his head rests on his knee. he’s next to a little snowman shaped like the titan that’s in front of him, to the right. inspired by the recent still released for watching and dreaming. ]

[nonknowledge3-deactivated202309]

we could be covered in blood together if you stopped playing hard to get

[glamorous-revenge]

"Hey, asshole! How ya been? I hear you've been busy! Heard a lot of things, actually! Funny stuff."

“Oh look what the cat spat up,” Tamatoa sneered with a lazy roll of his eyes. “What’s the matter? Run out of self-serving ‘heroic deeds’ for the humans?”

His eyestalks bent forward. “And what do you mean ‘funny stuff?’“

[semidemi-minigod]

Maui pretended to study his nails. “Heard you’re pretending to be a dad now. That’s sweet! Jay give you a hand with that? --Or a whole arm, really?” Master of subtlety, yes.

[thetheftofmagic]

Proper Introduction

[semidemi-minigod]

Alright, so ‘fight’ was off the table. … She would still very much prefer to talk to whoever this was with something between her and him, so she angled herself upwards and made for the surface. Besides, he might have been able to be heard underwater… Somehow… But she couldn’t. So once she clambered back on board, she sat down near the bow with the spear across her knees and called down.

“Alright, who are you? … And what the fuck is a tiger?” ______________________________ Oh, okay, cool! Fish lady! Probably not a demigoddess, if his shapeshifting had surprised her that much, but still an interesting acquaintance to make. Deciding to take the woman’s next words as an invitation to join her on the boat, Maui leapt up out of the water as the dolphin and landed on the deck as something a little more space-conscious. Girls liked iguanas, right? “Hiya,” he replied lazily, and settled down on the deck of the ship as though he owned it, crossing his clawed front feet. “Really diggin’ your whole look here. Love the gills. Very fashion-forward!”

[thetheftofmagic]

Fortunately, Mana did in fact like lizards in general. She had to resist the urge to reach out and pet him even as she tensed up. Dammit, she got on the boat to put something between them…

“So aside from a shapeshifter and a bit of an ass, what are you? I did ask you a question, after all,” she insisted.

[semidemi-minigod]

“You’re fun. I like you already,” Maui snickered, swiping a paw (foot? hand?) playfully in the woman’s direction. “Okay! Well, hi. The name’s Maui. What about you- what’s your handle?” Come to think of it, he didn’t recognize this little chain of islands. Not something he’d ever pulled up, anyway, which also meant it was likely he was rather unheard-of here. Supposed it couldn’t all be devoted villages and fantastic feasts, anyway... Maybe this woman was a particularly well-traveled fish-person.

[magnosburmsides-deactivated2018]

emergency commissions

YO Magnus here! My SOs are in a really bad way right now, and they need food and necessities and I’m states away and I can’t help them directly Anyway!! I’m re-opening my writing commissions!! I’ll write smut, fluff, romance, found family, pretty much anything under the sun, with a focus on the Adventure Zone, here : ) My AO3 account is http://archiveofourown.org/users/MonsterParade/works, feel free to browse if you’re considering!! (I’m pretty good if I do say so myself) I usually charge two cents per word, but if you really want to help us out a little and don’t think you can afford that, please message me and we can try to discuss rates. If you can’t help, please boost! Thank you!! <3

[semidemi-minigod]

(This is way OOC, but this is a reblog from one of my other blogs, and I would REALLY appreciate some help. Naturally, since I’m posting this here too, Moana fanfiction is totally up for grabs, as well as any fandom I’ve written for before at my AO3 http://archiveofourown.org/users/MonsterParade/works Also probably quite a few others, if you’d like to ask!! I love doing self-inserts/reader-inserts and OCs, as well, so if you’re looking for something to indulge yourself, I have got you covered.)

[semidemi-minigod]

Can confirm, excellent booty. Jay is a lucky lady to have such an ass in her life.

“And yet she never capitalizes on it! Sigh. I’ll just have to admire it myself.”

[curiousitykilledthelady-blog]

Reblog if your muse has a nice butt

[thetheftofmagic]

Proper Introduction

[semidemi-minigod]

Alright, so ‘fight’ was off the table. … She would still very much prefer to talk to whoever this was with something between her and him, so she angled herself upwards and made for the surface. Besides, he might have been able to be heard underwater… Somehow… But she couldn’t. So once she clambered back on board, she sat down near the bow with the spear across her knees and called down.

“Alright, who are you? … And what the fuck is a tiger?” ______________________________ Oh, okay, cool! Fish lady! Probably not a demigoddess, if his shapeshifting had surprised her that much, but still an interesting acquaintance to make. Deciding to take the woman’s next words as an invitation to join her on the boat, Maui leapt up out of the water as the dolphin and landed on the deck as something a little more space-conscious. Girls liked iguanas, right? “Hiya,” he replied lazily, and settled down on the deck of the ship as though he owned it, crossing his clawed front feet. “Really diggin’ your whole look here. Love the gills. Very fashion-forward!”

[jays-fictional-fun]

"Hey, cupcake! So, uh, you ready to let me destroy Tamatoa yet-? We can get you a NEW muse. A better one!"

“Maui, no. I already told you it wasn’t his fault and besides, he’s got kids now. Sass, sure, maybe a ‘friendly fight,’ but destroy? No.”

She chuckled, crossing her arms as she shifted her weight onto one leg.

“Besides, who would I take on as my next muse? Anybody in mind?”

[jays-fictional-fun]

semidemi-minigod:

“Uh, how about literally anybody? Like Moana! Or another me could be really cool- hell, I’d let you get away with that dumb chicken if you’d ditch the crab!”

“Ooooh no. If I tried to take another you as a muse, you two would constantly be trying to one-up each other, I can already tell.”

She tapped his cheek and smiled teasingly.

“Plus, I’m pretty sure you’d get jealous really quick, big guy.”

[semidemi-minigod]

Maui snorted. “I obviously have seniority, so I’d be in charge kind of automatically. Obviously,” The urge to try to lick Jay’s hand as she patted his face was nearly overwhelming, but as funny as it might be, often-times humans didn’t appreciate those tricks of his which involved spit.

[jays-fictional-fun]

"Hey, cupcake! So, uh, you ready to let me destroy Tamatoa yet-? We can get you a NEW muse. A better one!"

“Maui, no. I already told you it wasn’t his fault and besides, he’s got kids now. Sass, sure, maybe a ‘friendly fight,’ but destroy? No.”

She chuckled, crossing her arms as she shifted her weight onto one leg.

“Besides, who would I take on as my next muse? Anybody in mind?”

[semidemi-minigod]

“Uh, how about literally anybody? Like Moana! Or another me could be really cool- hell, I’d let you get away with that dumb chicken if you’d ditch the crab!”

[thetheftofmagic]

Proper Introduction

[semidemi-minigod]

What happened next did so in a few steps. First, Mana registered that she was not alone and jumped with a startled screech. Second, she tried to brace with one foot behind her, but misjudged how far the distance between her heel and the edge of the raft was, and put her weight down on nothing. Third, that in combination with Maui upsetting the balance of said vessel by leaning on the bow knocked her further off-center and sent her sprawling backwards into the water.

She regained her balance underwater, and nearly choked when she saw just how large her guest was. Quick as anything, she snatched off the spearhead- well, more like a bayonet from the way it detached- and darted around him a little quicker than one might expect from a humanoid in water… Well, then again, webbed digits. … She needed to make a choice quickly- fight or flight? _________________________ Maui was laughing before he had a chance to catch himself. “Whoa, hey, hey, easy there, tiger!” he guffawed. Still in his shapeshifted form, his voice rang out as clearly through the water as it would through air, although his mouth didn’t move with the words. So the woman was a little quicker than expected, a little more canny. It would still take a lot more than a spear to be a threat to him- and besides, it would only be a fight if she made it that way. With a crackle of blue Maui changed his form again, and a bottlenose dolphin bobbed playfully around Mana in place of the serpent, doing a little loop-de-loop in the water. “To be fair, I did warn you about the boat!”

[joner]

me, laying on top of my significant other: hey

[actuallyclintbarton]

me, from underneath my significant other: *wheeze* what’s up?

[jays-fictional-fun]

semidemi-minigod:

“Uh-”

The corner of the blanket smacked Maui in the face as he failed to catch it, too distracted staring at the bizarre critter that had followed Jay out of the other room. “Is that…yours?” he asked, waving a hand towards the little pink monster. It was surely some kind of pet, he assumed, something that big couldn’t sneak into a house and stay unnoticed for long. What kind of animal it could be, however, eluded him for the moment. He kept his eyes locked on the sphynx. “You look like a raw chicken,” he told it, and propped a hand on his hip.

“She kind of does, doesn’t she?” Jay chuckled. She was used to ther pet getting some strange looks. She set the pillows down and sat down beside Maui, and the little sphynx hopped onto her lap with an adorable ‘mrrrp.’

“Yeah, she’s mine,” Jay answered. “Since you’d never been in my house before, makes sense you haven’t met her. This is Bastet. She’s a type of cat.”

“NYAOW-RRRR!”

… Surprisingly loud meow for such a little cat. But Jay reacted as if it were normal.

“She likes to cuddle, so if you’re as good a pillow as you say you are she might curl up right next to you, if you’re alright with that.” She smiled sheepishly. “I know she’s a bit unusual though, so if you’re not comfortable with that, I understand.

“NYAOW-RRR!”

Another meow and Bastet hopped up onto Jay’s shoulders, and after a second or two to regain her footing, she hopped up onto Maui’s.

“I think she likes you.”

[semidemi-minigod]

Maui huffed out a surprised breath as the little cat leapt up onto his shoulder, but he made no move to push her off, instead reaching over with his other arm to let the animal smell him. He was grinning. “Hey, friend of yours, friend of mine,” he replied, and gave Bastet a little pat on the head with two fingers. “Trust me, I’ve seen a lot weirder. She’s kinda cute!” Careful now not to tip Bastet off of his shoulders untimely, the demigod leaned over slightly to tug on Jay’s sleeve, motioning her towards him. “So are you gonna snuggle up too or what?” he teased, and opened his arms.

[jays-fictional-fun]

semidemi-minigod:

Fine? Fine? Maui had great doubts about how fine someone could be after being torn rather handily apart by a monster, but he bit his lip and swallowed his words, determined to offer at least some comfort here. Keep his temper in check.

“Oh! Uh, I was just gonna lay on. You know, the floor?” he chuckled, running a hand through his curls almost sheepishly. “That’s just sturdier, yeah? I could lay on the floor next to your bed if ya want, though.” He didn’t think he’d ever actually laid in a modern-day mattress, himself, but he’d seen them and was 90% sure that all but the sturdiest would take some form of damage from his considerable heft. Last thing he wanted to do was flatten Jay’s bed into the floor!

“Well… if that’s what you wanna do, alright. Let me just go grab some blankets and pillows then.” She carefully stood up again, running her hand through Maui’s hair as she got to her feet. “There’s more space out here in the living room, so we’d probably be more comfortable out here.”

She disappeared into her bedroom for a moment, and one complaint from a disturbed sleeping cat later, she reappeared with a king-sized quilt blanket in one arm and two pillows with gray cases in the other. The cat followed behind her… a skinny little pink sphynx with dark yellow eyes that stared curiously at Maui.

“Think one blanket’s enough?” Jay asked as she tossed it to him. “I think I have more in the closet if not.

[semidemi-minigod]

“Uh-” The corner of the blanket smacked Maui in the face as he failed to catch it, too distracted staring at the bizarre critter that had followed Jay out of the other room. “Is that...yours?” he asked, waving a hand towards the little pink monster. It was surely some kind of pet, he assumed, something that big couldn’t sneak into a house and stay unnoticed for long. What kind of animal it could be, however, eluded him for the moment. He kept his eyes locked on the sphynx. “You look like a raw chicken,” he told it, and propped a hand on his hip.