[semizoeiramirim]

Aurora: I’m going to bed.

Aiden: It’s noon...

Aurora: Dad said time isn’t real.

[semizoeiramirim]

Chewie: Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Han: Not until four.

[semizoeiramirim]

Keira: Do you wanna come over and eat what my mother made?

Georgina: What’d she make?

Keira: Me.

Georgina: STOP ENCOURAGING CANNIBALISM

[A few moments later]

Georgina: I’ve been informed that that conversation didn’t, in fact, refer to cannibalism.

Georgina: I'm in.

[semizoeiramirim]

Rey: I want it!

Aiden: Women often have that reaction when they see me half-naked.

[semizoeiramirim]

Quinn: What am I allergic to?

Kit: Pine nuts.

Kit: And the entire spectrum of human emotions.

[semizoeiramirim]

Quinn: Did you do it?

Harley: Something goes wrong, you blame me! After all these years? Where's the trust?

Harley: ... Yeah, I did it.

[semizoeiramirim]

George: So he told you he likes you.

Aurora: Yes.

George: And what did you do?

Aurora: I kissed Han.

George: *calls Letha* Keep her away from my boys.

[semizoeiramirim]

Aiden: Do you want to be top or bottom?

Rey: Honestly, I'm just excited to have a bunk bed.

[semizoeiramirim]

Thorn: If it's a concussion, you have to keep her conscious, okay? Ask her questions.

Quinn: [to Rose] What's seven times seven?

Thorn: Stuff she knows.

[semizoeiramirim]

Georgina: Am I the only one here who's straight?

Keira: Young, I've seen the way you look at me. You're not that straight.

[semizoeiramirim]

Augusto: Rosie, you're a genius!

Rose: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Augusto: What, "genius"?

Rose: No, "Rosie."

[semizoeiramirim]

Augusto: Hello people who do not live here.

Maya: Hi.

Celeste: Hola.

Astrid: Hey-o.

Elektra: What's up.

Augusto: I gave you that key for emergencies.

Maya: We were out of Doritos.

[semizoeiramirim]

Quinn: What are you, 12?

Harley: On a scale of 1 to 10, I am.

[semizoeiramirim]

Aurora: You look pretty.

Chewie: What?

Aurora: I said yOU LOOK SHITTY! Goodnight, Young!

[semizoeiramirim]

Chewie: I don't know anything about drugs

Chewie: the most I ever did was like

Chewie: I had a cookie in high school

Chewie: and I don't think there was even pot in it.

Vixey: ...

Vixey: So basically you ate a cookie in high school.

[semizoeiramirim]

Rey: I don't care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best.

Aiden: Light without darkness, darkness and no light. One can not exist without the other.

Aurora: Yo, Socrates, it's a fucking cookie.

[semizoeiramirim]

Georgina: I gotta gay.

Keira: Me too!

Georgina: [heavy breathes] K BYE