[hotboyproblems]

[tittytron]

I don’t even procrastinate anymore I just straight up neglect 100% of my responsibilities

[liartownusa]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

[samael]

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

[inspredwood]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[gearholder]

[go-drink-the-kool-aid-deactivat]

[brandonsgame-deactivated2019051]

@greater-than-the-sword

[lovelysuggestions]

lie in bed with me. show me your favourite music. kiss my neck

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

sometimes ‘brb’ stands for ‘be ready bitch’ so you have to be careful

[flowercrownbi]

I'm a Strong Independent Woman who

really wants a girlfriend y'all

[frankoceanvevo]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

If you’re under 40 this man will come to your house and beat you to death with a trash can

[inspirement]

[imjust-a-girl]

[swordlesbianopinions]

im a lesbian and i lesbianly love women in a lesbian way with my gay little lesbian hands that hold all my lesbian swords while i strike a gay pose and say the gayest shit you can imagine and then some

[hokeypokeyslopokechokey]

What the ever loving fuck does this say?

[swordlesbianopinions]

it says this:

im a lesbian and i lesbianly love women in a lesbian way with my gay little lesbian hands that hold all my lesbian swords while i strike a gay pose and say the gayest shit you can imagine and then some

[humano205]

Does your boyfriend know it?

[swordlesbianopinions]

what the hell is a “boyfriend”

[humano205]

You won’t get one with that attitude

[swordlesbianopinions]

oh no! a tragedy

[mirdania]

In all the discourse about things boys do (crack open a cold one, come to the yard, are back in town) not once has someone mentioned the good old boys drinking whiskey and rye and singing “this’ll be the day that I die” and I will not stand for this good old boys erasure

[eevee-x3]

humans: *have mouths and vocal chords so we can communicate and help each other and advance our species*

humans: “oh funk gotta get my conk sunked”

[quirky-beeb-roll]

[cockyhorror]

This tweet was sent from the future

[katswenski]

[pattythenest]

Are you fucking kidding me

[harmed]