Merc With A Mouth

Some people call me Deadpool. Some call me the Gangster of love. Some people call me Maurice. 'Cause I speak the pompatus of love.

[deadpoolic]

New York trouble.

[cleavageandclaws-deactivated201]

+sensationaldeadpool

[sensationaldeadpool]

  ❝— Pinocchio? Oh— I get it, you’re into that kinky roleplay stuff. Okay, okay. I’m the lying boy with a woody and you’re going to punish me for being a naughty boy.❞

[cleavageandclaws-deactivated201]

"Not a chance. Besides, Spider and I have already done— Never mind. The only punishment you’re going to get from me isn’t the kind that’s going to turn you on. I hope.”

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— Yeah, yeah. I'm sure you're a real Frank Castle.❞

[sensationaldeadpool]

Deadpool & Starling | Clipped

( The Lounge bore semblance of a crystalline structure, serving for an excessive arctic aesthetic. The lambent radiance of neon emanated a faint dull drone from the entrance's sign. Denizens of the popular nightclub filled the building with a cacophony of murmurs. While some exchanged formal conversation, others engaged in idle fancies doing whatever mundane things boring people with money did. Some of Gotham's most wealthy socialites were in attendance of The Penguin's swank digs. ) ❝— Seriously, the %#$@ Penguin. I'd off him myself even if I wasn't getting paid just for having that name.❞ ( The mouthy mercenary situated from the Iceberg Lounge's neighboring vantage point gave one last scrutinous study. He was armed to the teeth with as much ordnance as he could carry on his person, after all, a big baller like The Penguin was bound to have an abundance of security.  The cancer addled Merc discharged a zip line that adjoined the two buildings, propelling swiftly down the inclined cable as his grasp secured the hook whilst reciting a brief tune. ♪He swings through the air, with the slightest of ease.♫ Equipped with an assault rifle, a free arm fired off a round upon the roof.

Fragmented shards of glass hailed down, accompanied by a collection of screams and gasp. The infamous merc with a mouth conveniently alighted upon a round table whose foundations protested with a unsteady teeter. ) 

❝—Hey, anybody seen  a short fat guy? Balding, big nose. He looks like a $@%# Penguin for Peter Parker's sake, you can't miss him!❞

[cleavageandclaws-deactivated201]

+sensationaldeadpool

[sensationaldeadpool]

  ❝— Can you say conceited? If you think I’m going to fawn over you and your… tight buns, and that, bouncy, ever so ample bosom and that subtle curvaceous frame, then you don’t know how wrong you are.❞

[cleavageandclaws-deactivated201]

"Wade, Wade, Wade. I’d ask you to repeat everything you just said, but I’m afraid the whole ‘Pinnochio’ thing you’ve got going on down below would only get worse. I don’t think your costume could take it."

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— Pinocchio? Oh-- I get it, you're into that kinky roleplay stuff. Okay, okay. I'm the lying boy with a woody and you're going to punish me for being a naughty boy.❞

[deadpoolandhisinferiorfriends]

Heroes For Hire #11

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— %#$@ that, should have saved yourself the trip, Puss in Boots. Don’t let the hit your mangy ass on the way out.❞

[justwantedsomepie]

     ”Yer loss, bub. Guess I’ll hafta tell th’ Big Man yah ain’t interested. Maybe he’ll find another partner fer that Copycat skirt.      ”I wouldn’t mind m’self but her bein’ yer ex an’ all, I figured I’d run it by yah first.”

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— A sphincter say wha--? No way, uh-uh. You think I just fell off the turnip truck, Victor? Nice try, but there's no way Vanessa would work for those Weapon X %#@$ bags. I mean, granted the last time I saw her she left in a jealous fit of rage and blew up my house and all my nice things... Okay, so maybe she did. But why should I care?❞

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— I’m sure we can handle this calmly and rationally…

IMPOSTER!❞

[formerlyswordsman-deactivated20]

"Why didn’t I see that one coming—I am NOT going through this twice!"

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— Yeah, right. That's just what you/me want's me/you to think.❞

[photographicreflexes-deact]

sensationaldeadpool started following you

[photographicreflexes-deact]

"…I was about to say “can I help you” but at this point I don’t think there’s a medical professional in the world who’s qualified to do so."

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— Help with what? My fixation with the Olsen Twins? It’s not a probelm! I can quit any time I want!❞

[photographicreflexes-deact]

"For the record, that isn’t any less creepy by virtue of them having grown up now."

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— No way, man. They're totally ripe now.❞

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— What the $@#% ! Oh no, my worst fears have been realized— I’m in my own clone saga!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!❞

[formerlyswordsman-deactivated20]

"Oh come on! Deadpool Kills Deadpool ended like seven issues ago! I’m supposed to be like the Highlander of Deadpool! There can only be one or something like that!"

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— I'm sure we can handle this calmly and rationally...

IMPOSTER!❞

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— What the $@#% ! Oh no, my worst fears have been realized-- I'm in my own clone saga!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!❞

[marvel]

MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY

From: X-Men (2010) #26

[buryme-withmyspurs-a]

+sensationaldeadpool

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— Depends, you planning to unwrap me? You don’t have to worry about any coal too, though you might just find something equally as hard.❞

[buryme-withmyspurs-a]

"Sounds like I been a good girl this year. — But I can’t trade you in for somethin’ more useful, can I?”

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— I can show you just how useful I can be. These fingers ain't just for pulling triggers, y'know. Tell me, is our witty exchange of flirtatious holiday themed banter making you hot or is that just me❞

[hxwlett-deactivated20150417]

sensationaldeadpool

[hxwlett-deactivated20150417]

                      [ She could feel the headache coming already. ] "—No, Wade."         [ Whatever it was-, the answer was to be no. ]

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— Logan? What in the name of the ever lovin' blue eyed thing happened to you?❞

[cleavageandclaws-deactivated201]

+sensationaldeadpool

"I can almost hear you drooling under the mask, Deadpool.”

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— Can you say conceited? If you think I'm going to fawn over you and your... tight buns, and that, bouncy, ever so ample bosom and that subtle curvaceous frame, then you don't know how wrong you are.❞

[justwantedsomepie]

sensationaldeadpool is in yer neck o’ th’ woods.

[justwantedsomepie]

     ”So how’s ‘bout it, Wilson? Bein’ able t’ have yer pretty li’l face back again? I’unno ‘bout yah, but that sounds like a good deal t’ me. Real good deal.”

[sensationaldeadpool]

❝— %#$@ that, should have saved yourself the trip, Puss in Boots. Don't let the hit your mangy ass on the way out.❞

[deadpoolandhisinferiorfriends]

Heroes For Hire #10

[redcell6]

"Extreme Knocking" Deadpool Style by Declan Shalvey