So Sensational

Wow

[requiem-4-a-drink-deactivated20]

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

[rotg-fan-page]

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

[ckascade-deactivated20170413]

Not risking it

[garbage1995]

the tide: *is high*

me: *is holdin on*

[realifedreamgirl]

I can’t wait until I am in that place where everything just falls together perfectly

[amy-ackers-nose-deactivated2017]

psychic: *reads my mind*

my mind: 🎃👦BOYS AND GIRLS👧🎃OF EVERY AGE🎃🕸WOULDN’T YOU LIKE🎃⚰TO SEE 👀🎃SOMETHING STRANGE🎃🎱COME WITH US🎃🔫AND YOU WILL SEE🎃🔪THIS OUR TOWN OF🎃🔮HALLOWEEN🎃☠

psychic: what the fuck it’s august

[imawitchywitch]

Me

[richardgoranski]

someone: talks to me in a way that seems the teeniest bit off, hardly noticeably different than their norm me: lies down in the shower sadly, wondering where i went wrong in this friendship

[speedlimit15]

[railroadsoftware]

no

[jillsteinfuneralcity]

no

[kjhjhjdkjdnkldndlj-deactivated2]

absolutely not. the only thing i’m slapping on him is a little kiss

[rockhardgeologist]

[thenatsdorf]

View this post on Instagram

“He’s my baby now.”

[tan-man88]

Omg my heart

[victini]

You can control white people by giving them cheese

[0ndo]

cheese is so good tho

[victini]

I got one

[oknope]

remember when temple run was a thing

remember when flappy bird was a thing

remember when 2048 was a thing

[firelorcl]

dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone

[gifsboom]

[dr-dendritic-trees]

[A large and fluffy dog is sleeping on a porch. A tiny grey bird is bouncing around on the dog, stealing its fur.  Its tiny beak is full of dog floof.  The dog is totally still and does not appear to have noticed the thief.]

[aviculor]

a burglar

[knightoftaurus]

a birbler

[cockandballnurture-deactivated2]

[nidoqueen]

when your feelings get hurt but you gotta stay strong

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[cyberluv]

[shockalypse-deactivated20190501]

cracking open a fucking sip with the babes