Sensations Of Velvet

A blog on the feelings of lonely people

[glutealgorillagrief]

Pokemon

Monster Hunter

Either don't do drugs and make monsters fight each other for sport, or do drugs and fight the monsters yourself.

[gobblechopstv]

[40ouncesandamule]

The face Milhouse made haunted me for years. I don’t know what it is about that grimace that branded itself upon me but… it stuck. It stuck with me for years.

Even now, I feel a certain coldness

[ilovecats4ever]

because its based on this picture of a French man watching the Nazis march into Paris in 1940

[sparrow-va]

[yg-ou-deactivated20180202]

i’m reeling over this ad to where i can’t even think of anything funny to say about it

[jampot677]

Perfect way to describe Ross

[peoplegettingkindamadatfood]

[deconstructedclub]

[amaranthineanomie]

He affects 5G towers like metal does a microwave

[meow-moment]

He walks into Chernobyl and parts the radiation like Moses did the Red Sea

[christianstepmoms]

favorite pokemon conceptually are the ones counted as a single entity but are just clearly like, more than one guy just hanging out.

[christianstepmoms]

[charlesoberonn]

Censorship Georg

[lesbx]

they are doing things on the fallout 4 nexusmods page God doesnt even know about

[lesbx]

[elusivist]

Guys 2014 is in two months

[nohohankerotomania-deactivated2]

[radiofreederry]

True crime podcast but you realize as you're listening that the host is just describing episodes of Scooby-Doo

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

[brucebocchi]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Glad this one resonated with people the one downside as to living in the modern era as opposed to the past is you can’t murder someone and then just fuck off to a new city and introduce yourself as “never killed a man Tom” or some shit. Too many cameras these days

[grandestma-deactivated20170126]

I’m too hot (milk)

[bibidebabideboo]

“岡本太郎の犬の植木鉢、レプリカとか出してくれないだろうかね。家の前に置きたい。青山の岡本太郎記念館に行くと、庭にさり気なくいて実にいいの。” (oritech sashida(@oritech)さん | Twitterから)

[outofcontextdiscord]

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

when someone on your steam friends list is trying to play modded new vegas

[blackpyrefly]

... I've looked into the enemy craft. It's an autonomous PCA craft -- BALTEUS.

You'll have to break its pulse armour to inflict meaningful damage.