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“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

caden

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

caden

freakoutgirl

This is how June is going to feel

freakoutgirl

ngl June has ended up feeling more like this

wifegideonnav

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

jodiefosterwallace

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

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shadowblade8192

tragicburnout

i’m a lover, a yearner, and a freak

carry-on-my-wayward-butt

willgrahamscock

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

the44th

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

pocketsizedpanther

He can't keep getting away with this 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

#video

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

patricia-taxxon

i love explaining the etymology of the word "rickroll" because the story starts with "ok, so at one point 4chan applied a filter to everyone's posts that changed the word egg to duck"

grandfather....

i like when you meet a couple that's a fun bisexual and her nerdy boyfriend and then you check in a few years later and now they're a fun bisexual and her nerdy wife. hit with the transgenderism beam yet largely unaffected in the romance department. really living the dream.

mrsterlingeverything

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?