Sentient Fruit

[sentient-fruit]

Facebook, your starting to sound like my mother.

Leave your room, go make friends.

I just don’t like people!

[sentient-fruit]

DON’T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!

*weeps softly in a corner*

[sentient-fruit]

Facebook, your starting to sound like my mother.

Leave your room, go make friends.

I just don’t like people!

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via pianojuggler4)

[sentient-fruit]

i get the whole, labeling the door way, but why is Stairs in quotes?

[sentient-fruit]

Oh. Was I supposed to read stairs sarcastically?

[musclebrain101-deactivated20190]

[mermaidbones]

That snake has failed at being a predator

[sentient-fruit]

That snake has succeeded at being a friend. Rule number 12 of friendship, don't eat friends

[awesome-picz]

Cartoon Like - Alikes Captured In Real Life !!!!

[sentient-fruit]

Just saying, I'd hope Edna mode from the incredibles was the look alike for Edna mode in reality.

[aseriesofcomebacks]

A Series of Comebacks 

[kaity--did]

this is so important to me

[dontthinkjust]

Watch the whole series it’s great

[liveandletflyy]

[magiccbox-deactivated20160121]

“Raven what’s on your face.

It is me”

[divinepics]

[sentient-fruit]

[sentient-fruit]

[studio-ilbihg]

[sentient-fruit]

I really need to learn that putting "haha" at the end of a depressing message doesn't make it seem light hearted.

[sentient-fruit]

the stuff i find online.

[sentient-fruit]

finally a captcha that gets me

[sentient-fruit]

If I were to change. A shadow of me left behind, Or would a shadow be all that remained?

[sentient-fruit]

You always feel pain, But you don’t have to fear it.

[lukebrandens-deactivated2015111]