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Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.
This isn’t what you think it is. It’s better.
Simon Alexandre-Clement Denis Study of Clouds with a Sunset near Rome (detail)
Seriously, it kills me when I see people hold scientists up as pinnacles of logic and reason.
Because one time the professor I was interning for got punched in the face by another professor, because mine got the funding, and told the other professor his theory was stupid.
This same professor told me to throw rocks to scare the “stupid fucking crabs” into moving so we could count them properly.
SCIENCE
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I have witnessed:
Two professors hiding around a corner and snickering, “Shhh, here she comes!” While a female professor approached and, when she finally found them, she proceeded to scream while pointing from one to the other, “You! I called your office but you weren’t there! So I tried to call YOUR office to figure out where HE was but YOU weren’t there!”
Two grad students standing outside a closed and locked door yelling, “Come out of the damn office. You haven’t left for days. If you didn’t have a couch in there I’d be concerned as to where you were sleeping!”
A religious studies professor apologizing for being late to class because, “security stopped me because I’m dressed like a hobbit”
Watched a professor snort the results of my experiment to determine if I had the right final compound.
Two archeology professors toss priceless fossilized teeth back and forth in an attempt to figure out who is smarter by “guessing the type of tooth and species of animal before it lands”
Multiple fully degreed individuals throw dry ice at one another in an attempt to be first to use the lab/get that piece of equipment/or change the iPod song.
A genetics professor build furniture out of stacks of paper and planks of wood because she is that far behind in grading papers/responding. One of the impromptu furniture pieces housed a fish tank.
I could go on but I think that covers the larger portion of the insanity…
Every time it comes around on my dash, it gets better.
- I have had a professor buy a huge fuckoff bottle of rum during fieldwork in Costa Rica and let the undergrads get wasted because “you’re not underage in Costa Rica and we’ll be up all night with the bats anyway!”
- Same professor hung a bat from her headlamp and wore it as a decoration for an entire night.
- A whole swarm of older women - and these are women with PhDs and world-renown bat experts, the bigwigs - all, to a woman, go to the formal charity dinner at an international research symposium in Toronto in late October dressed in skimpy Batgirl costumes. Because Halloween was that weekend, you see.
- At a different conference, a professor get blackout drunk and pass out on the side of the road.
- “Yeah, we have to say we did it properly for the grant but to be really honest, Miracle-gro works better.”
- Teaching lab: we had liquid nitrogen for a demo, and after class the professor, the other TA, and I spent a good two hours freezing and breaking things in it.
a chemistry class begins with 30 students nine months later just six of us left sitting on tables dipping paper into contaminated chemicals to see what happens when we burn it teacher making idle suggestions while he marks our work
“go to the fume hood thing, yeah now put some potassium in chlorine” can i burn the results sir? “fuck it sure whatever its tainted anyway”
The prof I’m working for just asked me if I knew how to pick a lock, and when I responded “yes” she replied, “see, this is why I hire the former delinquents instead of the suck-ups. You’re actually useful.”
I then let her into her office.
I once had a professor dip a cookie in the liquid nitrogen we were using to freeze DNA samples and proceed to eat said cookie so he could breathe out the evaporating nitrogen and look like a dragon
A relationship with no gender roles. We both hustle, we both cook, we both clean, we both pay, we both spoil each other.
Pete Rock | Mt. Vernon, NYC 1992 | Photo by Chi Modu
I found this photo in my photo lab today and I absolutely fell in love with it. The print quality is amazing and I love their different tones and color, it tells a story. I could go on and on about how much I love it. To whoever shot and printed this photo, I applaud you! :)
I love this so much wow
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I'm horribly disfigured and yet, as I look at the nearest reflection, I feel myself come into a billion volatile pieces careening through time and space to meld into the form that I take now. I can't bring myself to feel anything other than a mild sense of admiration for what I've managed to inconceivably accomplish here in the very short time span that I've coincidentally had on Earth. I being the conglomeration of a billion, no a trillion, tiny little fragments that join together as an easily destructible force- something constantly pushing and pulling against itself to create the illusion of a solidified persona. I am nothing short of an enigma. A juxtaposition: of the famous conversation between fate and coincidence; of selective darwinism; of a slight of hand that was not so slight in the mindset of creationism; of the ironic concept proposed eons before (yet time and time again in different wording) by Fitzgerald of the meaning behind true genius. The ability to agree and disagree with yourself all at once while holding multiple forces and perspectives within a confined space. A balloon, already popped, molecules held in shape by the lasting imprint (or memory) of a temporary shell. It's so tempting to expand and disperse into pure atmosphere. What many call nothingness, some oblivion, others enlightenment- nirvana.
all i wanna do is get a little bit closer to you but you’re like glue i’m like water and you’re like glue and all i ever do is soak through you