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Lucia | 30s | she/her | do you even know the difference between a swamp and an ancient bog?? Steam Twitch

[blackbark]

beloved mutuals: i’m not leaving or anything but i’m def not on tumblr as much lately, so pls add me on discord or something

[blackbark]

love that i’m swaying on my feet and struggling to keep my eyes fully open and my mom is just completely ignoring it and yammering away and dragging me around Lowes

[cilantrhoes]

[taraxippos]

From what I can tell this is the standard level of sexual dimorphism for booktok romance couples

[taraxippos]

Most interesting thing about this post is people tagging it as like ‘straight people version of yaoi size dynamics’ like. Let’s all stop and think for a second where the “penetrative sexual partner is large, dominant, and masculine; the penetrated sexual partner is small, submissive, and feminine” thing (and the presumption of these roles being a necessity and immutable) might also come from.

[taraxippos]

And now it's "more tall bottoms!" "let the tiny girl PEG the man" let us instead continue this thought exercise and examine why we presume that a sexual relationship must be defined around a penetrator/penetrated dynamic, or that there must by necessity be "A top" or "A bottom" and that these roles cannot be fluid, or that penetrative sex is a necessity in a relationship to begin with, or that penetration is an act of dominance and humiliation and by extension it's a Subversive Feminist Win for the Bigger and/or Masculine party to receive, or that these misogynistic-homophobic ideals can be meaningfully addressed by simply Reversing the dynamic. My final message........goodbye..........

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[vajracchedika]

[maxwellmcgrath]

remember when mattel released a t-rex extroyer toy that vomited its own skeleton for no apparent reason

[transarsonist]

The reason is very apparent, it being sick as hell,

[keepingitneutral]

Khövsgöl Lake Festival, Mongolia, Celine Jentzsch Photography

[stephexmachina]

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

[stephexmachina]

AND SO IS BEING SOMEBODY'S MOTHER‼️

[angelicdewdrop]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Let's all go to Lordran and ask for the Undead Burger

[c-130jsuperhercules]

[nobrashfestivity]

Thomas Cooper Gotch. The Lantern Parade. 1918

[fivetrench]

Shit just happens to you when you're a tuna crab

[maxiskirtbitch]

Heath Ledger for A Knight’s Tale, 2001

[bonivers]

the whole world seems to revolve around marriage i’m bored

[coitus-n-carnage2]

[pangur-and-grim]