CROW

[vomitgulper]

Lalalala im a clown wheeeeheeheehee !!!

[sentientshadeweapon]

Yeah no im going to the dark world after this one guys ✌️

[sentientshadeweapon]

Alright guys same time next month??

[lengthy-artery]

tshirt concept

[sentientshadeweapon]

Scrolling through the john dies at the end hashtag looking for fanart and just get that fuckass picture of david with the bratwurst instead

[ivy-michaels]

I don't really post fandom stuff but i'm very normal about Jason Pargin's John Dies at the End series.

[hedonicghost]

We are 58 pages into the new book and we already want to throw Dave at a wall

[sentientshadeweapon]

Hes so me honest to god

[her-canine-teeth]

john dies at the end? more like john dies at the BEGINNING what the fuck

[pthalomars]

Oh, what did you put in your toolshed, Dave?

[sentientshadeweapon]

I love monster dave bro

[p4stm4rs]

a little more than 2/3 done with wthdijr and can i just say this book makes it so. clear. how much johndaveamy love each other?? like it’s in the subtleties but you can just tell they love each other so much. from dave hugging john when he thought he died, to the three of them saying they’ll find each other no matter what when tasker tries to split them up, hell just dave saying “there’s plainly a woman living here […] unless they’re yours, which again, the only thing that would bug me is that you didn’t feel like you could tell me.”

this book, amongst everything, is so full of love

[spring-heeledjack]

my to do list

[axemetaphor]

spotted on Reddit—is that Amy in a fucking mecha???

[spring-heeledjack]

so fucked up what they did to todd. like that was a whole guy and now hes just fucking gone?? they fucking deleted him??? and john and dave can never rlly notice that he got fully erased from existence. they couldve been as close to todd as they were with each other!!!!! they couldve been a trio!!!!!!! how different are their lives now that todd isnt there? no one will ever know!!!!

[kh3finalmix]

the thing about john jdate is that he probably has the flattest ass in the entire world though

[sentientshadeweapon]

Wasn't as good as David wong described it as unfortunately

[sentientshadeweapon]

"Shh, this isn't a canon episode it's an au." I say as they kill me by firing squad.

[willis-watches]

has this been done yet