you can't take loved away

he/she/they, mave or ande but idc rlly [intro post tagged as such] did not watch yj analysis below!! https://her-canine-teeth.neocities.org/

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My friend got me this cute little guy because his eyes match my nails 🥺🥺🩷

[one-time-i-dreamt]

My name is Matea

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[grimeclown]

I got a job at a gas station across from a casino and a guy keeps coming in to buy whole cartons of cigarettes and talks in the third person calling himself "snake eyes pete" and every time I tell him his total hes like "tell ya what if old Pete rolls a snake eyes why dont you give it to him for free?" and he rolls the same set of loaded dice on the counter and it does not matter how many times he rolls snake eyes I will not give him the cartons for free he gets so mad

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[theatre-apocalypse]

Your place in the world.

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel

[beemovieerotica]

was at a bar and a 50+ year old drunk white woman complimented me and my friend's outfits, told us there was a campsite up in northern maryland where a lot of gay bears go to have sex in the woods. we asked her how she knew about this and she very aggressively said "because i'm a FAG HAG!!! but i'm not allowed to say that anymore I GUESS!!!"

[crafteeauthor]

Love the idea of aroacespec Grace and too-busy-being-dictator-to-entertain-the-thought Stratt not noticing even a little bit that they act too familiar. The Vatt sees Stratt steering Grace somewhere with a hand on the small of his back and go "👀😏" meanwhile the two of them are just like "ah yes very efficient for navigating crowds quickly :)". Early-apocalyptic qpr of all time

[liebelesbe]

I love emoji reactions so much. Don't know what to say but don't want to ignore whoever texted you? Boom. Lizard reaction 🦎

[shoezuki]

obsessed with the canadian ghoulmaxxing acecel

[kdinjenzen]

Werewolf Be Upon Ye

[kdinjenzen]

[kdinjenzen]

Do not cite the deep magic to me, I was there when it was written.

[the-haiku-bot]

Do not cite the deep

magic to me, I was there

when it was written.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

what's a werewolf

[bloodclotbitch]

[spit3fire]

Haruka Kawakami

[segamascott]

[dear-julien]

Primadonna worm all i ever wanted was to squirm

[triangleguy]

my bad. turns off my perpetual motion dog catapulting machine

[thebigqueer]

thinking about how despite how much they hate(d) each other it was always harrow making almost borderline flirty comments at gideon. 'i wouldve thought youd like to see my girlish and vulnerable heart,' 'or i may start to like it,' gideon going 'why did i have to be born so attractive' and harrow just saying 'because everyone would have throttled you otherwise' (ie not denying it). gideons flirty-ish comments were like an annoying jab at her side but harrows comments always came out like they wanted to hit right under her skin. ianthe was so right harrow IS a romantic