It’s that time of year when online losers pretend that they have any say on who gets to go to pride like it’s not a public parade available to literally anyone who wants to walk up. “Don’t bring your straight boyfriend—“ baby people are bringing their straight grandmothers to pride. Over enthusiastic straight ally Hetero Jessica is gonna bring her hubby and the kids and they’re gonna make an afternoon of it. And who gives a fuck fr 🙈
























