like a rotisserie chicken, i am beautiful

I like to laugh and am always on the verge of crying | 20+ | Don't come into my dms asking for money, it's automatic block from me

[brucebocchi]

[20th-centuryghost]

sorry this was going to be a tags addition because I only get to use my coated pantone swatchbook like 6 times a year when i have a new enamel pin to design, but...

METALLIC GOLD PANTIES ????

[purlturtle]

[mayfay]

[paucaronte]

team avatar in 2000's fits because i can (i'm rewatching korra with my gf and oh boy do i love bolin)

[bloodbendingbrosfresh]

Noatak vs Tarrlok by Avatar Seven Havens Character Designer Ken! Brotherly foes engaged in a violent dance of fate! Tarrlok displays unrivaled confidence - Noatak, hesitation. Could it be the strongest bender finds himself at a crossroads? Delightfully dynamic, Ken never fails to impress! You can find Ken on his instagram here!

[asparklethatisblue]

children of any species are very good at being annoying and very cute while doing that

a sphinx child based on this post

[i-am-a-fish]

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

[michaelnordeman]

In the garden. Värmland, Sweden (4 July 2020).

[torstherapy]

[delinquentbookworm]

one time I went over to a friend's house and their housemate was making paper in the living room, and we saw this big tub full of water they were using to dissolve old scrap paper into a slurry, and everyone was immediately like "oh, you need scrap paper?" and started turning out their jacket pockets and producing expired coupons and bus tickets and crumpled receipts and old shopping lists and whatever else they'd been carrying round with them for no good reason, and passing it all to the paper-making housemate to make sure it was suitable before it got torn up and dropped into the tub, while people took turns stirring the slurry with a big wooden stick. it was strangely ritualistic, like presenting an offering to some kind of temple elder for inspection before placing it in a watery shrine to be devoured and reformed. pulp for the pulp god.

[beemovieerotica]

most beautiful instagram account

[katmaibearfan]

closeup on the 335 cubs im gonna scream theyre so SMALL

[katmaibearfan]

baby found a fish

they all wanted to eat the fish

but they are too small and the fish is too big. so they gave up and wrestled instead

[steveyockey]

no no no put me back in the loop I almost did it perfect please put me back just a few more tries and I think I could really nail it please put me back

[parkchanwoohoo]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[theunsubtleknife]

Sleeping poorly is so embarrassing... sorry im grumpy I stayed up past my bedtime. Like a toddler

[ostolero]

young old person tip for you all. go get some photos printed (pauses so someone can say bogos binted) and fill out a physical album

[sayaratyriea]

and annotate them with who is in the photos and when and where the photos were taken!!! your extended family 50 years from now will be grateful, and so will you if you end up forgetting any details

[mortimermcmirestinks]

(sprints into room late, looking harried and frantic as fuck) bogos binted. did I miss it

[fox-mclovin-deactivated20151009]

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[archasquirrel]

More This Fatal Kiss-- was super into the idea of trying to recreate some scenes via comic page style?? Again though, the sketch phase is where it'll remain for now ^^;