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swingingthehatchetnow

Tits? Back.

Shoulders? Out.

Eyes? Plucked.

Lips? Bent.

Knees? Pumped.

Toes? Jammed.

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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Sir Hop-A-Lot and Tadius meet one day. The old frog is utterly delighted that Ella has such a devoted knight by her side, but the young man still has a lot to learn, and so Hop vows to take him under his wing, so to speak. This is how Tadius gains his new, greatly beloved nickname.

Tadpole.

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Ella: the prince was a foul-mouthed cunt, but sometimes I do wonder if he was actually good in bed

Tadius: unfortunately he was

Ella:

Ella: what

Tadius: what

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Oh so when Ella Ashmore finds out her God(s) are false and gets power from a new more Eldrich one to defeat her enemies it's a good thing and she's seen as a hero. But when I, Grace Chasity-

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Added Ducker at the end bcos the older shows need more love imo

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Sir Hop-A-Lot Slaying

"You're Beaten!" Cinderella's Castle

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Narator: get it, gross girl

Tadius: idk what is happening but yeah this matches my boss's freak

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I look good in this

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Parallel choreography in "Last Forever" and "Facade".

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Hello Elladius/Tadella shippers, I give you this prompt idea:

AU where Ella was able to marry the Prince, and Tadius is forced to stand by and watch her be miserable, suffering at the responsibilities of being a queen and wife. One night he can’t take it anymore, he’s standing outside of the royal bedroom with a knife, thinking “it’s for the queen, I have to do this for her”- planning to kill the Prince in his sleep, only once he sneaks in, he’s faced with Ella who is also holding a knife to the sleeping Prince’s neck. And the two just…stare at each other.

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In honor of the TGWDLM remount, I would like to share a theory that the reason that Beanies coffee is shit is because there is nary a blue hair nor a pronoun to be seen. Everything could be fixed if Emma came out as nonbinary.