u should see the other guy

(a normal sidewalk in Massachusetts)

[reallyveryhuman]

[tiredartististired]

How it feels to start Harrow the Ninth

[l4dyr3d]

Makes you think what Dios Apate Major would be

[eldritch-lesbians]

[yourfave-isqueer]

The Evil and Intimidating Horse is a lesbian!

(Requested by anon)

[ifyouknowmeirlgoaway]

When Sam said they had some ideas that they thought were just too devious until Samalamadingdong changed his mind, I think he was talking about this episode.

[kardrath]

Vote Binface

I love Count Binface for many reasons, but this perfect parody of dodgy election leaflet bar charts is pretty high up the list.

[weedle-testaburger]

for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn

[penny-anna]

People of tumblr, I believe in you. I trust you to make the right choice. I truly believe we can make this a reality. We have the power. We can achieve anything we put our minds to.

We CAN make Count Binface the next Tumblr sexyman.

[penny-anna]

The thing is every step of the situation does actually make perfect sense if you follow it more closely. Why is Farage stepping down and immediately re-running? Well he's trying to delay the investigation into his finances and also pull a PR stunt. Why is no-one else running? Well they don't actually want him out of parliament yet because they want the investigation to continue. Why is his main competitor a man with a bin on his head? Oh that's just Count Binface, he runs every time there's a high profile by-election. Why is he Count Binface? Well he used to be Lord Buckethead but he had to drop the character due to a copyright dispute. Why was he Lord Buckethead? Well in 1977, Star Wars was released in cinemas,

[penny-anna]

[nerdicornthetrekkie]

[strangeboneyuriwoman]

My favorite thing about the “Lesbian necromancers explore a haunted gothic palace in space!” tagline is that every part of it is technically wrong. Only one of the two main lesbians is a necromancer, the gothic palace is not haunted, and they are on Earth for 90% of the book.

[machineexmachina]

[palestrangermoon]

The Locked Tomb is a story about one girl's body being passed around by a bunch of souls like a blunt

[palestrangermoon]

[palestrangermoon]

"She wants the D," I said. And: "The D stands for dead."

[sidewalkgotme]

this is a steven moffat hate account. i hate steven moffat. he's weird and yikes and someone needs to get his ass.

[itsatorchwoodthing]

“it failed because it got too woke” IT’S DOCTOR WHO, WOKE CAME FREE WITH YOUR FUCKING DOCTOR WHO???

[sidewalkgotme]

it failed in part because it got fucking disneyfied I'd go so fair as to say it wasn't woke enough

[moonbathedsaturniid]

what if instead of harrowhark it was marrowhark and instead of putting bone marrow in the soup they put bone harrow in the soup