thar she blows

ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

[kunosoura]

I think it’s normal for people to be mad at each other sometimes even if they’re close friends or family or intimate with each other. Like I think that’s a normal and healthy part of relationships that can happen sometimes

[kunosoura]

“Why were you on Mad At Me island” because at the time I was mad at you and yet our friendship has weathered that without trouble

[tiredragedemon]

I went to Mad At You island because my feelings are my problem. I needed to stomp down the beach until I could sit and watch the sunrise. I built a sandcastle and did some thinking. Then I boarded the good ship You Matter To Me and sailed it all the way to meet you on the Let’s Talk Shore of I Love You Island.

[asneakyfox]

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

[asneakyfox]

and then he's like, i don't know that sounds like a lot more work than a regular garden actually. why don't we just get on with finding mister frodo

[septicsafe-cyanide]

Samwise is so goated guys we all need to be like samwise

[dreamcore-posts]

[septicsafe-cyanide]

Yo mama called and said she loves you very much and wants you to eat well and take care of yourself

[septicsafe-cyanide]

honkai 3rd is almost entirely wlw !

miraculous 🥹🥹🥹

[septicsafe-cyanide]

Professional lesbian fangirl, at your service. Here are some fandoms with big wlw activity, whether thats due to a canon ship, popular headcanon ship, or just lots of gay characters. A lot of these are very mainstream wlw content but i included them anyway so i didnt have to exclude my favs. Enjoy lol! (!!! = my personal favorites, i also included some im not personally into in case u might like them more than i do, but dont kill me if u dont love em either)

Tv:

-Yellowjackets

-Pluribus !!!

-Killing Eve !!!

-Agatha All Along

-The Pitt

-Warrior Nun

Video Games:

-The Last Of Us

-Life Is Strange !!!

Movies:

-Bottoms

-Wicked

Comics:

-DC’s Harley and Ivy

-Heartstrings

-The Guy She Was Interested In Wasn’t A Guy At All

Books:

-The Locked Tomb Series !!!

Tubular... THANK YOU SO MUCH <333333 going to give you the sloppiest kiss ever. Oml. I love you

Writing these down right NYEWOOWOO

[septicsafe-cyanide]

Miladies PLEASE direct me to some fandoms that are wlw inclined 😭😭😭🙏🙏 im so sick of never seeing people thirst over the women / only write man characters x reader

Pls pls pls I beg... I need to be in a sapphic ass fandom so bad 😔 there's such a wlw (and queer women in general) disparity in media I swearrrr.

as much as I love arcane, I'm getting a little tired of that being like the main derivative for wlw content :c

[septicsafe-cyanide]

Too much yaoi in the world. Where's the yuri

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[princessnymphae]

my friend has a tumblr account but DOESNT know this… life is so empty

[bye-bye-sanity]

I FOUND THE ORIGINAL

[renderofbears]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[septicsafe-cyanide]

Toolbelts are lingerie I don't make the rules

[lliveonthesunn]

every other week, my mom would make a giant pot of vegetable soup. she'd pack half of it in a tupperware and take it to her best friend's house. they both had three kids whose ages aligned. they'd lock us out of the house and go through each room, finding every piece of dirty laundry and then spend the afternoon keeping the washer and dryer running, folding and putting away each load while gossiping.

every alternate week, her best friend would come to our house with a tupperware full of chicken spaghetti. they'd stick us in front of a tv with a stack of disney vhs tapes and go through each room, finding every dirty dish, and then spend the afternoon at the kitchen sink, washing each dish by hand while gossiping.

it wasn't always soup and spaghetti and laundry and dishes. but it was almost always a meal and a chore. here is a night you don't have to cook dinner. here is a chore you can cross off your list. and here is a day you don't have to spend alone. because really food and friendship and a feeling of accomplishment are what we all need most.

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

.

[lzbth-deactivated20150219]

swag won’t pay the bills but apparently neither will your degree

[sweeetestcurse]

Planet Earth II: Episode 05 - Grasslands

[targetedknowledge]

[plushdablush]

Random thing for people to consider is that since Laika is the saint of one way trips should Felicette be known as the saint of safe landings since she did make it back to the ground safely