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Hey there, my name is jon and I do stuff on the internet and also in real life. I just reblog a variety of stuff here, if you want to, feel free to check out art I Do™, I'm juice_illustration on instagram, juice-illustration on tumblr, and juice_illust on twitter!

[mind--master]

[ask-the-xx-weapon]

This was the best scene in the whole series

[uguuuchan]

gimme sammich

[princesstigerbelle]

gib bagul

[gynandromorph]

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like 

[prince-aziraphale]

The other day a man signed up for our advantage card and I asked for his “email” and he looked at me and goes “No?? I have a gmail, I don’t even know what an email is.” And I was just so in awe for a moment and I just smiled and enthusiastically replied “It’s okay that works!” Meanwhile internally screaming.

[prince-aziraphale]

Honestly if anyone wants to know what retail is like on a daily basis? This is it.

[pettycentral]

[thegr8mattsby]

Which episode of Black Mirror is this?

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[hcrzallerliebst-a-deactivated20]

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

[tortellinigirl]

okay, i hate men

[grishma]

by Maritsa Patrinos

[charleypollard]

This is a great tip: If you really need to do gender marketing to raise profit, don’t make boring toys that suck, make the cool toys you have more appealing and relatable to girls.  Mora badass girl ninjas, more girls in your advertising, just don’t ignore that girls/women are people and not a marketing stereotype 

[metallic-archaea]

All three of Seth Macfarlane’s shit shows are about to kill each other we are free

[haveanicegay-deactivated2015092]

honestly, as an LGBT activist and passionate feminist, I love family guy. Yes, it’s racist, sexist, and everything offensive. But that’s the point. It’s supposed to offend you, it’s all a big joke. Honestly, it’s a cartoon. You can’t take it seriously.

[pinkiexe-deactivated20150903]

I know it’s you Seth McFarlane

[just-sans-things]

[championoftheravenqueen]

you just

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the game

[swanofmischief]

hey cait do you take constructive criticism?

[championoftheravenqueen]

sure why not

[swanofmischief]

i actually don’t have any i just have these handcuffs you’re going to joke jail

[wingbeifong]

i hate people in relationships.. girl just said “i love when i kiss you in the morning and you tastes like sleep” …… sis… are you talking about MORNING BREATH?????!! i gotta go

[monsterlets]

words of power do exist…. i can walk out of my apartment wearing the most fuck shit, e.g. swim trunks as shorts w a zipped up hoodie and no shirt underneath, and just say the words “laundry day” and suddenly it’s way less weird

[monsterlets]

“laundry day” spell: decreases target’s judgment of outfit by 80%

[kaijuno]

Someone needs,,:

To put

me to bed

[capillaries-burst-from-boredom]

[kaijuno]

Daniel Radcliffe’s wife is from Flint and so sometimes he’s in town and you just kinda… see fuckin Harry Potter out n about. Saw him leaving Texas Roadhouse today and he nodded at my round rim glasses lol

Didn’t ask for a picture but my waitress friend did and he took a pic with the whole crew

[kaijuno]

Dan Radcliffe is Flint’s local cryptid

[keepthemacramesecret]

[elucubrare]

This is the correct approach tbh

[yahooentertainment]

lmao😂/smh🙄

[freedomjusticewarrior]

Eli Bosnick had the best response to this ridiculousness.

“If I gave you a bowl of skittles and three of them were poison would you still eat them?”

“Are the other skittles human lives?”

“What?”

“Like. Is there a good chance. A really good chance. I would be saving someone from a war zone and probably their life if I ate a skittle?”

“Well sure. But the point-”

“I would eat the skittles.”

“Ok-well the point is-”

“I would GORGE myself on skittles. I would eat every single fucking skittle I could find. I would STUFF myself with skittles. And when I found the poison skittle and died I would make sure to leave behind a legacy of children and of friends who also ate skittle after skittle until there were no skittles to be eaten. And each person who found the poison skittle we would weep for. We would weep for their loss, for their sacrifice, and for the fact that they did not let themselves succumb to fear but made the world a better place by eating skittles.

Because your REAL question…the one you hid behind a shitty little inaccurate, insensitive, dehumanizing racist little candy metaphor is, IS MY LIFE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS OF MEN, WOMEN, AND TERRIFIED CHILDREN…

… and what kind of monster would think the answer to that question… is yes?”

[queersona]

Since it’s pride month here’s a not so gentle reminder that pedos aren’t LGBT+!!!

now get outta our community, bitch!

[queersona]

time to bring this back ;)

[prowrestlingindustrialcomplex]

In case you’re wondering, this blog doesn’t support pedophilia or MAP-identitified pieces of shit. Pedophilia is pedophilia. Period.