man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do

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man if you're disabled you've GOT to find some way to make your fuckass body a source of pleasure whenever you can. jacking off. eating good food. wearing soft clothes. kissing an animal on the head. whatever you can do
Left for a week and almost missed the historic event of Tumblr Sexyman Final Voting.
in 2026, remember how GOOD writing feels. remember how satsfying it is to get your characters to the point you have been dying to get to, where they will experience the love, fear, relief or whatever the feeling you want to bring to life may be. let this year be the year of writing, prgress and of satisfactory endings.
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yeah @sunderwight these tags are gold
sometimes there are lines in the dungeon crawler carl book series that hit me like, “how can we make it to heaven if god doesn’t recognize us?” from a person who’s been transformed both physically and mentally by the dungeon or “sometimes parents can cast a shadow so thick, you can drown in it,” from a character who recognizes he was a shitty father to his fucking kid who died and it lands like a sucker punch
and then you remember there’s also a talking cat eating cherries from dirty Shirleys while a guy has to run around in boxers bc the AI thinks it’s funny. whiplash, dude lol
It's like monkeys on a typewriter
Sometimes you get lines akin to Shakespeare, sometimes you get hit by an AI telling Carl to pay the Daddy Tax
Donut going bleh, she's so cute
Next to a cut limb
oh my god the system ai is such a yearner istg
DUNGEON CRAWLER CARL AUDIOBOOK GOOGLE DRIVE
I now have the Jeff Hays audiobooks and have put them in a google drive for folks!
They're m4b files so have chapters and all the other details embedded in them! They will play on any software able to run mp4s, but specialized audiobook software will be able to track your position and show the chapters ect.
If anyone has any issues accessing them let me know!
Carl and Donut making the best faces in the Webtoon comic. Lead Artist: Kuzomari
I personally love how almost everyone agrees that Carl MUST be attractive because Bea is shallow. Like yes, Bea would never date a guy below a 7/10 and therefore Carl must he attractive. 10/10 reasoning guys.
it's kinda crazy looking back how at first I thought I would lose interest in Dungeon Crawler Carl quickly. Mainly, the way Carl was so quick to be fine with killing made me think this would be just another power fantasy kind of story, where the protagonist just becomes the strongest guy ever and kills indiscriminately. Boy how wrong I was. I'm glad I stuck with it.
I just wanted to highlight this part because it's badASS!! He's in control of the steering in such a position I can't fathom. And since he didn't get to do his pedicure he knows he's putting a lot on the line to do this feet-first
Carl pulls an Akio
No one tells you that one day you will get older and look around and notice that 95% of ppl who own a dog should not own a dog
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Let them have a fucking break 🙏
I don't like drawing a lot of characters in one image but I'll make an exception this time. These books got me going stupid