Awkward Turtle

Anxious Gay

[orpheuslament]

lets out one truly pitiful little whimper & then goes back to doing fucking whatever

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

do not 10k me stop that

[ebonyheartnet]

*clicks reblog* your old friend, the conses of your quences, sends their regards

[meanbuddhist]

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

[rylandgraces]

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

[important-animal-images]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

HATE when u can feel ur intestines writhing. cease your wriggling insolent belly worm

[1anonyymous1]

may we all wake up tomorrow with less heavy hearts

[roaches-inthecereal]

[uwuinhell]

[frailgun]

more women should have the body of a snake imo

[frailgun]

more women should have 4 arms

[pineyw00dsshesquatch]

Best I can do is 6 arms and centipede

[frailgun]

"best I can do is going above and beyond the call of duty"

[r-truth]

[gischtglas]

[hybernating-bear]

That's because this is Silmarillion

[the-commonplace-book]

[chloemew]

Absolutely enamoured with this snail mug I got yesterday....

A snug of snoffee

[phantomrose96]

Get your ducks in a row. Now get them in a circle. Get them in a Socratic seminar with that duck in the middle. Get them in a mosh pit. Get them moshing. Get them moshing.

[gorps]

[vfeioa]

[sioltach]

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

[wuggen]

Heard a car horn today that was tuned to a fifth. Fucked up, kinda delightful

[wuggen]

I want people to understand how jarring this was. Most car horns are either a single tone or two tones somewhere in the neighborhood of a minor third apart:

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Pretty normal rush hour sounds, yeah? But this thing sounded something like this:

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Fucked up! Didn't even realize it was a car horn at first, I didn't know what the fuck it was! It was weird as hell!

[fictionvssleep]

[veltroxx]

unexpected sounds can really shift your whole perception of a space.

[i-am-a-fish]

reminder that you are cool and legend

[i-am-a-fish]

you are cool and legend you hear me

[seraphim626]

But what if i want to be hot and forgotten, balrog style?