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Miss New Jersey Chhavi Verg had a great answer when asked if she’s a feminist
We need more women like this
My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one
reminder to:
straighten your back
go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT
go take your meds if you need to
drink some water
go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while
maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)
reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about
maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?
I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)
SELF CARE CHEAT SHEET!!
how to treat yourself on a low budget
what to do after a long day
how not to be hard on yourself
staying healthy while studying
need a confidence boost? stand like this
how to deal with mental illness
feel better masterpost
hygiene/beauty masterpost | my make up masterpost | make up masterpost | simple steps for perfect make up | more make up tips | highlighting/contouring
6 ab moves
hair oil benefits
what is your acne telling you? | another useful post about acne
headaches
masterpost for rough times
the sex ed your parents didn’t give you
head to toe self care
blow job tips
limits of the human body
when to change your toothbrush, workouts etc
useful hoe tips | more
“how to make love”
shaving your vagina
foods that fix everything
22 less difficult ways to practise self care
self care wheel
superhero workouts | lose 500 calories at home
bad habits and how to break them
stop biting nails
stop procrastinating
stop skipping breakfast
stretches to improve every aspect of your body
stop cracking knuckles
stop falling asleep late
list of stress relievers
remove a splinter
smoothie masterpost
morning yoga
hair masterpost
self care masterpost
period hacks | alleviate menstrual cramps
sounds to soothe anxiety | another tip | panic attacks | calming down
things to do when you’re scared, anxious | reduce anxiety
self help for anxiety
what to eat before you run
how to get ahead in life
self care infographic
study guide for health (basic first aid, healthy hobbies etc)
a+ self care advice | more lovely advice
coping skills
get rid of negative self talk
feeling sad? | not having a good day? | if anyone is sad | feeling anxious for school? | in case you’re having a bad night | unfuck tomorrow morning
study food
health life hacks
what to do with food poisoning
self talk to end obsessions
self care ideas/tips
what to do with you’re bleeding and don’t have a band aid
why you should drink a lot of water
other cheat sheets
I wrote this article on my blog, but thought it could be great to share it on Tumblr with all of you. So here it is : a HUGE list of 100% healthy smoothies! I hope it will be useful ;)
Almond
Almond and Orange Smoothie
Elvis Smoothie
Cherry Almond Smoothie
Spiced-Banana Almond Smoothie
Almond Milk and Berry Smoothie
Healthy Almond Butter Smoothie
Apple
Apple and bananas Smoothie
Carrot-Apple-Ginger Smoothie
Apple-Avocado-Banana-Grape Smoothie
Red Apple Smoothie
Spiced Apple Pie Smoothie (vegan, gluten free)
Apple-Oatmeal-Peanut Butter-Cinnamon Smoothie
Apple Pie in the Sky Smoothie
Apple-Avocado and Mint Smoothie
Apricots
Simple Apricot Smoothie
5 Apricots Smoothies
Apricot-Banana Smoothie
Apricot Peach Smoothie
Apricot Mango Smoothie
Oats and Apricots Smoothie
Apricot Apple Smoothie
Avocado
Quick Avocado Smoothie
Avocado Blueberry Smoothie
Strawberry Avocado Smoothie
Avocado Banana Kiwi Kale Smoothie
Avocado Mango Smoothie
Avocado Pear Smoothie
Strawberry Avocado Coconut Smoothie
Chocolate Avocado Smoothie
Bananas
Bananas and Peanut Butter Smoothie
Bananas and Kiwi Smoothie
Bananas, strawberries and Flax Smoothie
Bananas and pears Smoothie
Bananas and Mango Shake
Bananas and peach Smoothie
Groovy Smoothie
Banana Blast II
Bananas and Orange Smoothie
Tropical Cooler Smoothie
Carribbean Health Drink
Blueberry
Wild blueberry Soy Shake
Heavenly Blueberry Smoothie
Very Berry Blueberry Smoothie
Razzy Blue Smoothie
Lemon Berry Smoothie
Blueberry Mint Smoothie
Celery
Celery Cilantro Smoothie
Celery and Apple Berry Delight
Banana Celery Smoothie
Carrot Celery Orange Ginger Juice
Mango Banana Pineapple Spinach Celery Smoothie
Celery Cucumber and Ginger Smoothie
Cherry
Cherry-Bananas Smoothie
Cherry Vanilla Almond Smoothie
Cherry Soy Yogurt Smoothie
Cherry Peach Smoothie
Cherry Vanilla Bean Oatmeal Smoothie
Lush Cherry Coconut Smoothie
Chocolate
Chocolate, Strawberry, Banana Milkshake
Orange Chocolate Breakfast Drink
6 Chocolate Smoothies Recipes
Chocolate Peanut Butter Monster Smoothie
Ultra-Chocolate Smoothie
Healthy Chocolate Banana Shake
Cinnamon
Cinnamon Acai Smoothie
Orange Cinnamon Smoothie
Bapple Cinnamon Smoothie
Cranberry Vanilla Cinnamon Smoothie
Wake Up Smoothie
Apple, Peanut Butter, Cinnamon, Oatmeal Smoothie
Citrus
Citrus Energy-Boosting Smoothie
The Ultimate Citrus Smoothie
Citrus and Spice Smoothie (vegan and Gluten free)
Citrus Berry Smoothie
Healthy Citrus Spinach Smoothie
Tropical MangoCitrus Smoothie
Coconut
Coconut and Banana Smoothie
5 Minute Vegan Breakfast Smoothie
Coconut Almond Smoothie
Strawberry Coconut Smoothie
Coconut Avocado Smoothie
Key Lime Coconut Smoothie
Coconut Vanilla Almond Butter Smoothie
Creamy Coconut Date Shake (vegan)
Cranberry
Cranberry-Orange Power Smoothie
Cranberry Smoothie
Cranberry Coconut Smoothie
Cranberry Apple Smoothie
Cranberry Vanilla Cinnamon Smoothie
Cranberry Green Tea Smoothie
Cranberry and Raspberry Smoothie
Fig
Fig and bananas Smoothie
Mango Banana Figs Smoothie
Vanilla Fig Smoothie
Figs Almonds and Banana Smoothie
Fig Blueberry Not so Green Green Smoothie
Fig, Oats and Banana Smoothie
Ginger
Ginger Berry Smoothie
Oranginger Smoothie
Banana Ginger Energy Smoothie
Mango Ginger Strawberry Smoothie
Kale Ginger Smoothie
Green Ginger Apple Smoothie
Grapefruit
Fresh Grapefruit Juice Smoothie
5 Grapefruits Smoothie Recipes
Strawberry Grapefruit Smoothie
Kiwi Basil Grapefruit Anti-inflammatory Smoothie
Kale
Kale and Banana Smoothie
Kale, Orange, Banana Smoothie
Hala Kahiki Green Smoothie
Kale Spinach and Pear Smoothie
Blueberry Kale Smoothie
Kale Sunrise Green Smoothie
Peacock Kale Smoothie
Kale Banana Chia Superfood Smoothie
Pineapple Mint green Smoothie
Kiwi
Kinaja Smoothie
Kiwinaberry Cream Smoothie
Kiwi Sensation
Sour Smoothie
Kiwi Pineapple Smoothie
Mango Kiwi Peach Spinach Smoothie
Kiwi Fruit, Ginger, Banana Smoothie
Mango
Gloomy Day Smoothie
Mango Pineapple Green Smoothie
Mango Peach Smoothie
Pawpaw and Mango Punch
Basil Strawberry Mango Smoothie
Honey Mango Juice
Mango Mint Lassi with Indian Sweet Spices Smoothie
Melon
Melon Blackberry Smoothie
Melon Lime Cooler
Cantaloupe Yogurt Smoothie
Melon Strawberry Smoothie
Triple Melon Smoothie
Mint
Thin Mint Green Monster
Banana Mint Slush
Strawberry Mint Green Smoothie
Healthy Choc-Mint Smoothie
Cucumber Apple and Mint Cooler
Nectarine
Nectarine Sunshine Smoothie
Cinnamon Nectarine Smoothie
Apple Nectarine Smoothie
Lime Mango and Nectarine Smoothie
Blueberry Nectarine Smoothie
Oatmeal
Spiced Oatmeal Smoothie
Blueberry Mapple Smoothie
Strawberry Oatmeal Chia Smoothie
Mocha Banana Breakfast Smoothie
Pomegranate Blueberry Oatmeal Smoothie
Ginger Berries and Oats Smoothie
Orange
Orange Glorious
Orange Snowman
Janie’s Amazing Smoothie
Tropical Pineapple Mango and Orange Smoothie
Orange Push Up Smoothie (vegan, gluten free)
Peach Orange Smoothie
Papaya
Papaya Surprise Smoothie
Supergirl Summer Smoothie
Banana Papaya and Spinach Smoothie
Papaya Ginger Smoothie
Papaya Ginger Mint Smoothie
Raspberry Papaya Smoothie
Peach
Peach and Banana Smoothie
Strawberry Peach Smoothie
Ginger Peach Smoothie
Cherry Peach Smoothie
Peach Green Smoothie
Honeyed Peach and Dates Smoothie
Peanut Butter
Peanut Butter and Chocolate Smoothie
Green Banana and Peanut Butter Smoothie
Dairy-Free Peanut Butter and Banana Smoothie
Peanut Butter and Strawberry Smoothie
Peanut Butter Berry Smoothie
15 Healthy Peanut Butter Smoothie Recipes
Pear
Cinnapear Smoothie
Pear-fect Smoothie
Spinach Pear Ginger Green Smoothie
Pear Ginger Cinnamon Oat Smoothie
Sweet Pear Green Smoothie
Pineapple
C-Blast Smoothie
Pineapple and Banana Smoothie
Pineapple Mango Smoothie
Pineapple Sunrise Smoothie
Tropical Tea Smoothie
Strawberry Pineapple Coconut Smoothie
Pumpkin
Apple Pie Smoothie
Pumpkin Spice Protein Drink
Pumpkin Peanut Butter Smoothie
Healthy Pumpkin Smoothie
Pumpkin Spice Smoothie
Pumpkin Banana Vanilla Smoothie
Raspberry
Raspberry and Blackberry Smoothie
Raspberry Fudge Smoothie
Raspberry Mango Smoothie
Orange Raspberry Banana Chia Smoothie
Blushing Apple Smoothie
Berry Kale Smoothie
Rhubarb
Rosy Rhubarb Smoothie
5 Rhubarb Smoothie Recipes you’ll want to try
Rhubarb Strawberry Smoothie
Rhubarb Green Smoothie
Berry Rhubarb Smoothie
Spinach
Spinach and Strawberry Smoothie
Spinach and Kale Smoothie
Green Slime Smoothie
Green Monster Smoothie
Kid Approved Green Smoothie
Strawberry
Strawberry and beet Smoothie
Strawberry-yoghurt Smoothie
Strawberry Oatmeal Breakfast Smoothie
Cool-Off Smoothie
Red, White and Blue Fruit Smoothie
Strawberry, Orange, Banana Smoothie
Quick Start Breakfast Drink
Strawberry-Grapefruit Smoothie
Sweet Potato
Sweet Potato and Banana Smoothie
Better than Ice Cream Sweet Potato Smoothie
Sweet Potato Pie Smoothie
Luscious Sweet Potato and Almond Smoothie
Refreshing Sweet Potato and Peach Smoothie
Tofu
Tofuberry Smoothie
Raspberry, Banana, Tofu Shake
Vegan Vanilla Milkshake Smoothie
Blueberry Power Smoothie
Banana Cocoa Soy Smoothie
Watermelon
Watermelon Bliss Smoothie
Watermelon with a Hint of Mint
Pink Watermelon Smoothie
Watermelon Kiwi Smoothie
Watermelon Yogurt Mint Smoothie
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For anyone who has ever stained their underwear with period blood…..put your stained underwear in a mixture of ¾ ice cold water and top it with a ¼ of peroxide……mix it…….give it about an hour or two……let it dry……and ya got brand new, blood-free underwear
Reblog to save your favorite pair of underwear (and a life)
Bless you, MusicalHoe.
If nothing else, this gives me a list of shit to buy my girl lol
I turned my phone back on this morning to find a series of fucked up texts from my room mate
by reddit user TheRealMugen
My phone was off most of last night because I broke my charger. I thought it was weird that Adam hadn’t come out of his room at all during that time. He usually takes a nap after his Trig class, but I assumed he must have stepped out without me knowing or something. I kept knocking on his door, but it was locked and he wasn’t replying. But he doesn’t usually lock his bedroom door when he leaves.
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MASTURBATION & SEX:
coconut oil is a great lubricant to use while masturbating but you should never use it during p-in-v sex, it will break down the condom.
masturbate! there’s nothing wrong with it, almost everybody does it, and it’s extremely healthy. it decreases stress, strengthens your immune system, releases neurochemicals like dopamine and oxytocin which make you feel good & it helps you find out more about your body and therefore what you do and do not like in bed.
if u want your coochie to smell & taste amazing, you gotta do more than eat some pineapple from time to time. drink lots of water, cranberry juice, pineapple juice and apple juice and also make sure to eat yoghurt, fruits & veggies. not only are they healthy and will they keep the coochie clean from the inside, they will also make it taste like heaven.
everybody who has a vagina has heard this before but it’s really important so i’ll repeat it: always wipe your coochie from front to back. this prevents yeast infections.
pee asap after sex/masturbation!! it cleans your coochie and therefore prevents UTI’s.
for all the people with a vagina who are planning to fuck someone with a penis: don’t rely on the person w/ the penis for condoms. bring them yourself, just in case.
there’s a lot more to sex than just touching your partner’s private areas. get your partner ready for some fun by touching their sensitive areas! here’s a list of the most sensitive areas of the human body: female, male, both.
here are some guides on how to eat pussy like it’s your last meal: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
here are some guides on how to suck dick like a pro: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
in addition to these wonderful guides on how to suck dick, here are some guides on how to control your gag reflex: 1, 2, 3, 4.
remember that little to nothing you see in porn is real. porn (usually) is a video of a man pleasuring himself, using a woman’s body. this is not how sex is supposed to be, at all. don’t rely on porn to learn how to have sex.
here’s a list of anal sex tips/guides: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9.
here’s a list of tips/guides/facts on bdsm: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13.
girl on girl sex tips/guides: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
man on man sex tips/guides: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
tips for first-time sex/losing your virginity: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.
GENDER & SEXUALITY:
LGBTW+ terms & definitions
genderqueer and non-binary identities
list of sexualities and their definition
gender and sexuality terminology
SKIN IMPROVEMENT:
(in some of the following tips i talk about using coconut oil. this is a reminder to use coconut oil in moderation, if you put too much of it on your skin it will clog your pores which causes acne.)
squeeze the juice out of a lemon & mix it with baking soda until you have a creamy thick paste. apply it to your skin and leave it on for 15 - 20 minutes. rinse with cold water. afterwards your pores will be clean and your skin will be soft af.
dry brushing! get yourself a brush with fine bristles that aren’t too hard but not soft either & swirl it over your skin in circles. you can do this on just your legs (90 seconds per leg is recommended) or your entire body. make sure to finish your ‘self massage’ with body oil.
want to get rid of dry skin during the winter? all you need is some body oil & a shower! pour a generous amount of body oil into the palms of your hands and rub them together before spreading it all over your body (avoid your face! if you want to do this to your face, use a face oil, not a body oil). when you’re done rubbing the oil into your skin, get into the shower and carry out your usual showering routine. make sure to moisturize again within a 2 - 5 minute span of leaving the shower to add moisture back in before your skin seals up and dries out again. either use your favorite body lotion or the same oil you used before the shower.
exfoliate before shaving! it makes the skin soft so you don’t get razor burns & bumps.
exfoliate and moisturize your skin every night. using coconut oil as a moisturizer is recommended. make sure to put some extra coconut oil in the areas where ur skin is really dry.
never take hot showers. they might be relaxing but it leaves your skin extremely dry and flaky. take warm showers instead.
take a spoonful of organic honey and rub it onto your face. let it sit for about ten minutes before rinsing. your skin will be super smooth.
make your own body/lip scrub by mixing brown sugar and coconut oil! scrub that shit on ur body (like ur legs) and lips and it wont only feel amazing, it will also take off all the dead skin and bacteria.
drink!!! ur!!! damn!!! water!!! that shit is good for ur skin, immune system, disgestive system, metabolism.. shit, cut up some fruit and throw it in there if u are feeling fancy, just make sure u drink enough of it every day.
if you got a pimple and wanna get rid of it fastly, put some toothpaste on it and keep it on there for a while (i usually put it on before going to bed so it stays on my skin all night). it’ll make your skin dry tho so make sure to moisturize after u take it off.
shave your legs w/ baby oil, it will make your legs smoother and moisturize them at the same damn time. score!
It’s essay writing season for tons of students!
After being a college writing tutor for over a year, I thought I would share my advice with all you awesome people on tumblr. This is how I write essays, but if you’ve got more tips, feel free to add them below.
Happy writing. You can do it!
I’m back with part 2 of my Sugar Baby Advice Masterpost. Here is a list of links to advice from various sugar babies/sex workers/etc that I’ve gathered through my extensive research. Feel free to check out my advice page here for hundreds of links to advice that I found helpful. Enjoy!
• Some Classy Conversation Topics
• The Perfect Spam Message/Art of Spamming
• Messaging Tips
• Marketing Yourself: Read This
• 50 Unusual Date Ideas (Good for dates with your SD)
• How To Attract a Man: How to do it, what to do, and how to make yourself so desirable that all men will want you and only you.
• The Men Post: How to make wealthy sugar daddies/clients keep coming back to give you more and more every time.
• Body Language Linguistics
• Freestyling Tips
• A Few Useful Websites For Sugar Babies
• Dining Etiquette 101
• Reasons Why You Are NOT Asking For Too Much
• What To Say To a POT Who Asks “What’s in it for him”
• Sex Work Approved Payment Options
• THE LINKS: The Official Sugar Baby Reading List (Strippers, Escorts, Cam Girls too)
• To Reverse Search a Phone Number
• Guys To Avoid On Seeking Arrangement
• Delete Yourself From Web Services
• Ways To Ask For Gifts
• What To Put On Your Profile
• What to say when a SD asks “what you’re willing to do” sexually
• Craigslist Ads That Attract Certain Men
• Emotional Reasoning Is More Powerful Than Logical Thinking
• Online Adventures: Writing To/Writing Back
• Mandatory Sugar Tool
• Escort Advice Tip #001
• 3 Ways To Get What You Want From a Man
• Sugar Baby Academy
• How To Charm The Cash Out of Your Sugar Daddy
• How To Dress For Sugar Success
• How To Separate the Boys From the Men
• Don’t Make It This Easy
• Get The Conversation Going & Weed Out The Jokes
• How SD’s Can Track Where You Live
• Sugar Baby Travel Tip
• Sugar Tip: Subscribe To Magazines Related To Your Goals
• Sugar Travels
• Saving Money
• Apps Every SB Needs
• Money Saving Tips
• How To Organize Your Hustle
• 5 Questions To Ask Before Agreeing To An Allowance Offer
• Asking For Money On The First POT Date
• Verify Him
• Sugaring From Scratch
• Apps For Sugar Babies
• The Girlfriend Experience
• Freestyling Guide
• Sugar Allowance - What Form Do You Take It In?
• Fashion Tips And Dress Codes
• Turn Vanilla To Sugar
• Checklists
• Spending Sugar Money
• A Poor Sugar Babies Guide To Looking Pretty
• What To Say To Get The Allowance You Want
• How to Trigger a Man’s Generosity Right From the Start
• 25 Things That Will Make You a Better Sugar
• The First Encounter
• Tips: What to Say
• Craigslist Masterpost
• Sex is Sex but Money is Money
• Stop Comparing Yourself To Others Success
• Safety Tips From a Client
• How To Make Real Money
• Staying Safe While Being a SB
• How To Keep A SD Interested: Long Arrangements
• Things I’ve Learned From Living With SB’s (part 1)
• How To Manipulate People Into Liking You More
• What Personal Information Should You Give Your SD?
…I’ve been going thru this guy’s twitter for the last hour
this is the shit
AlllLit
We all know that you just can’t force people to fall in love with you, no matter how badly you want it to happen. But is it possible to encourage them to fall in love with you, by doing all you can to increase your chances of the person of your dreams taking notice of you? While some people might think this is cheating, there might just be a few tricks you can learn to accomplish this goal. After all, this is important stuff we’re talking about here! This is romance, and you know what they say, “all’s fair in love and war.”
WTF? We don’t care about reality. The videos were faked, the investigation completely exonerated Planned Parenthood of any wrong doing, but the GOP is sticking with the lie from the original headlines because it fits their narrative. Time for a reality check,