The Arse End of Nowhere

-HIATUS-Independent Sera rp blog~mun is 21+ ~Started: 9/27/16 ~Will talk to anyone in any fandom ~ Multi-verse/multi-ship ~Not mutual exclusive~ ~May be selective.~ Please read rules first ~(side blog: literallydidntaskforthis)~

[serasbeesandarrows]

Time to disappear again

Meh. If anyone want to chat, ask for my discord I guess?

[serasbeesandarrows]

-shows up out of the blue several months later with Starbucks-

“Sup.”

[adhdrhys]

You went to everyone and said I was your lover? Right to their faces?

[elfrootcaptain]

WILDCARD

[sarlaccsinner]

Visit Original Link

WHY DOES THIS WORK SO WELL

Mash up by - [x]

[audioeidolon]

I don’t know if i reblogged this yet but I’ve killed five dragons to this song so

[momochanners]

As a lifelong dwarven playa in Dragon Age , I ACCEPT THIS TO THE POWER OF INFINITY.

[i-dont-even-like-elves]

exquisite

[meliciousintent-deactivated2022]

The Legion of the Dead’s battle hymn, y’all. 

I am here for this!!

[teenyturtle]

ALWAYS. REBLOG.

[stigmat4]

The opposite of straight A’s is gay bees.

[ineffabird]

[serasbeesandarrows]

he gets me yeah?

[serasbeesandarrows]

“Pfft! Wha’? No,” she waved her hand in his face before pausing. “Okay, maybe, but it ain’t a ploy or whatever if I tell you. ‘Sides, we do need the sweet.” She gestured to the basket of half eaten baked goods. “An’ Broody Beard has been more Broody lately, yeah?”

“An’ I do have jars of bees without bees….”

“Mmm, yeah. Y'know what? I’m in. Fuck it,” Jace said and stood up. Part of him was fairly certain it was actually a wasp nest, which meant no honey, but more of a sting for the other parts. Two out of three. He can grab honey on the way back. “Let’s go get some bees.”

Sera led the way out to the tallest tree by the stables. There was a giant puddle by the base of the tree she had to jump over, but otherwise the tree was easily climbable. For her, anyway.

“C’mon! Easy, yeah?” She cheered as she climbed up about halfway. She broke off a stick and started poking the buzzing object above her.

“Get up here!”

[a-drove-of-elves]

“Hang on! Just wait a second!” Jace called back up as he estimated his best approach. Then he had a better idea and climbed on top of the stables. This way they had two angles at the hive. He wasn’t sure what was in the stable, but it didn’t sound happy. “Pass me a stick, would ya’?” Sera knew how to do it best, but Jace would be happy to actually knock it down.

[serasbeesandarrows]

Ceasing her poking, she looked from the stick to Jace’s out stretched hand.

“This is takin’ too long,” she whined. She tried to toss the stick to Jace but fumbled it and missed, just barely catching it again. “Piss!”

Again, she looked from the stick to Jace, then to the hive. “Fuck it.” She reared back the stick, really to wallop the hive with as much force as she could.

[a-drove-of-elves]

“No no no wait!” Jace said, waving his hands quickly to try and stop her. In doing so, he nearly fell off the roof of the stable, which started to groan under his weight and the movement. It definitely was not built for this sort of activity.

“Don’t just smack it! You could destroy the honeycombs and they’d all get dirty! Honey’s no good when it’s covered in dirt!” What he didn’t say was that he really didn’t want to be stung by anything.

[serasbeesandarrows]

Sera paused and gave a giggle at the frightened look on him face. Yeah, he’s worried about the honey. Pfft!

“How’re we gonna get the bees? They’re innit,” she grinned. “‘Less your scared of widdle bees?” She sat back a bit on her branch, lowering her arm.

[exorcist-on-paws-blog]

Reblog if I'm allowed to send you in character asks even if we have never talked before.

[lynto-amariyo-old]

Go for it ^_^

[astrology-secrets]

The “I will do it because you said I couldn’t” club

[serasbeesandarrows]

“Pfft! Wha’? No,” she waved her hand in his face before pausing. “Okay, maybe, but it ain’t a ploy or whatever if I tell you. ‘Sides, we do need the sweet.” She gestured to the basket of half eaten baked goods. “An’ Broody Beard has been more Broody lately, yeah?”

“An’ I do have jars of bees without bees….”

“Mmm, yeah. Y'know what? I’m in. Fuck it,” Jace said and stood up. Part of him was fairly certain it was actually a wasp nest, which meant no honey, but more of a sting for the other parts. Two out of three. He can grab honey on the way back. “Let’s go get some bees.”

Sera led the way out to the tallest tree by the stables. There was a giant puddle by the base of the tree she had to jump over, but otherwise the tree was easily climbable. For her, anyway.

“C’mon! Easy, yeah?” She cheered as she climbed up about halfway. She broke off a stick and started poking the buzzing object above her.

“Get up here!”

[a-drove-of-elves]

“Hang on! Just wait a second!” Jace called back up as he estimated his best approach. Then he had a better idea and climbed on top of the stables. This way they had two angles at the hive. He wasn’t sure what was in the stable, but it didn’t sound happy. “Pass me a stick, would ya’?” Sera knew how to do it best, but Jace would be happy to actually knock it down.

[serasbeesandarrows]

Ceasing her poking, she looked from the stick to Jace’s out stretched hand.

“This is takin’ too long,” she whined. She tried to toss the stick to Jace but fumbled it and missed, just barely catching it again. “Piss!”

Again, she looked from the stick to Jace, then to the hive. “Fuck it.” She reared back the stick, really to wallop the hive with as much force as she could.

[kasiababis]

[serasbeesandarrows]

“Pfft! Wha’? No,” she waved her hand in his face before pausing. “Okay, maybe, but it ain’t a ploy or whatever if I tell you. ‘Sides, we do need the sweet.” She gestured to the basket of half eaten baked goods. “An’ Broody Beard has been more Broody lately, yeah?”

“An’ I do have jars of bees without bees….”

“Mmm, yeah. Y'know what? I’m in. Fuck it,” Jace said and stood up. Part of him was fairly certain it was actually a wasp nest, which meant no honey, but more of a sting for the other parts. Two out of three. He can grab honey on the way back. “Let’s go get some bees.”

Sera led the way out to the tallest tree by the stables. There was a giant puddle by the base of the tree she had to jump over, but otherwise the tree was easily climbable. For her, anyway.

“C’mon! Easy, yeah?” She cheered as she climbed up about halfway. She broke off a stick and started poking the buzzing object above her.

“Get up here!”

[serasbeesandarrows]

ooc

I get two days off.

Day one: Someone quits and now they want me to work tonight and tomorrow.

FUCK.

NO NOT DOING IT FUCK YALL

[dalishious]

This is an appreciation post for Sera’s shoes

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send my muse some flowers and they'll react to their meaning

Begonia — “We are being watched.” Blue Flax — “You are very kind.” Blue Hyacinth — “I will give my life to your service.” Bronze Chrysanthemum — “Though I value your friendship, I cannot love you.” Daffodil — “I do not return your affections.” Deadly Nightshade — “I believe you to be false.” Foxglove — “You are not really in love.” French Marigold — “You are unreasonably jealous.” Hawthorn — “Despite your answer, I shall strive to win your love.” Iris — “Your friendship means so much to me” Lavender — “I like you very much, but this, I am sure, is not love.” Mistleoe — “Kiss me” Myrtle — “Be my sweetheart.” Ox-eye Daisy — “I might learn to love you.” Pink Carnation — “I’ll never forget you.” Purple Hyacinth — “I am sorry, please forgive me.” Red Rose — “I love you” Scarlet Geranium — “I do not trust you.” Spider Flower — “Elope with me.” Sweet Pea — “Thank you for a lovely time.” Tea Rose — “I’ll remember, always.” Viscaria — “Will you dance with me?” White Camellia — “You’re adorable.” White Rose — “I love you not.” Yellow Rose — “I love another.”

[serasbeesandarrows]

Sera scooted over to let him up, snorting when Harding grumbled at the elf. She took another bite. They weren’t actually, she just had an insatiable sweet tooth. The recipes they followed were shite. She would know, she scribbled in quite a few.

“Tha’ piss pot chef let you out during the day? Weird. Good.” She tossed a muffin into his lap. “Needs honey.”

Jace settled down next to her, taking a bite of the muffin as she tossed it to him. She had a point, it was a little dry. Not his best bake, but still edible. “I’m done for the day. It’s a slow week. No big feasts on the schedule, and a good number of the forces are out on some expedition. So no need to have a fully staffed kitchen,” he said. “You have honey, don’t you? You’re the one with all the bees.”

“No. Used it all doin’ up Cullen’s hair shite,” she said around a mouthful of pastry. The basket she nicked was nearly empty. She tossed the flakey bit, nearly hitting a noble. “Piss.”

“Know where t’get some. There’s a hive by the stables.” She gave a almost sadistic grin. “Want to?”

[a-drove-of-elves]

Jace thought about it before turning to look her in the eye. “Sera, I need you to be completely honest with me right now. Is this just a ploy to throw a beehive at someone? Possibly Blackwall, if he’s still sleeping in the barn like he does for whatever reason?” he asked and put his hands on his hips to feign disapproval.

[serasbeesandarrows]

“Pfft! Wha’? No,” she waved her hand in his face before pausing. “Okay, maybe, but it ain’t a ploy or whatever if I tell you. ‘Sides, we do need the sweet.” She gestured to the basket of half eaten baked goods. “An’ Broody Beard has been more Broody lately, yeah?”

“An’ I do have jars of bees without bees....”