Painfully Punsexual

INFP. they/them. Punsexual fluff demon and unashamed nerd. 🦇 Perpetual Batfam Enthusiast. 🦇

[emmaharwoods]

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[taujr-resort]

[hourphaned]

co-parenting little dickie

[frownyalfred]

pining/horny Clark sneaking into the Cave and using Bruce’s voice modulator just to record Batman saying sexy things to him in the voice but forgetting to clear the transcription record and having to look Bruce in the eye the next day at Batfamily dinner (Alfred did him a solid and erased it before Bruce saw it) (Alfred will not tell Clark this and will drag out the horror just to see Clark sweat when Bruce asks him a question)

[hyoninnuri]

He tells you he’s okay and you believe him, because you have to; because not believing him would mean he’s lying about the fractured ribs and the ligature marks on his neck that make his voice sound like it hurts to speak. He tells you not to worry, that he’s been at this for twenty some odd years and he’s use to the pain, but the stakes are higher now, the threats are greater, and all you can do is watch a man that you’ve come to love, take longer and longer to heal. It doesn’t escape you how much more grey is in his hair from when you first met him, how many new scars litter his body, how he tries to quiet the sound of every twinge and ache that he feels just getting up out of bed. 

You tell him to rely on you more and he says he’s gonna, but somehow it feels like another lie.

One day, the man you love will die, and it’ll be his own damn fault, but you’ll still feel responsible and he’ll give you one last look and say that he’s glad it was him.

And it’ll finally be the truth.

[silkflounder]

world’s tiredest (had to draw the meme) (i have another version with superman coming up)

there are so many pictures of him smoking with all the weariness of the world on his shoulders!!

[silkflounder]

world’s tiredest (had to draw the meme) (i have another version with superman coming up)

there are so many pictures of him smoking with all the weariness of the world on his shoulders!!

[hagihino]

[hourphaned]

just some silly doodles because idk what to draw

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[koiagain]

[vintersdrom]

spymaster leliana

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[nintendo-wheee]

[the-ways-of-the-future]

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!

Do you like it?

YES!!!

yes

eh it's okay

no.

IM MOON MOON

results/other

Remaining time: 1 day 9 hours

note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make

(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)

[januariat]

clark kent week day 2, omegaverse/soulmate AU/pet names. basically one big excuse to draw them cuddling

[meenanya]

No hate to personal headcanons or fic writers that do this, but nothing takes me out of a story faster than a line like: "Jason doesn't cry easily". Because yes he absolutely does, and it's one of my favorite things about him.