Maneater

YO! I don't use tumblr anymore. DeviantArt is @SerebroManeater (has links to my twitter & commission info)

[serebrothedevourer]

She’s got a mask on today

[serebrothedevourer]

Wafers passed away at the beginning of Sept 2019 😭

[yuumei-art]

A new one for the gas mask series! I’m thinking of doing a bird and maybe fish one next.

Finally have some more time to draw after moving to the new house :D still not finished with moving all the inventory but slowly getting there!

HD file and art video on Patreon.com/Yuumei

[mcsqu1bb]

My autistic brother created a new family Christmas tradition

Okay, so last year, my mom bought this Christmas moose that she lovingly named Barry

This is him

Cute, right?

Well, for whatever reason only known to my brother, he decided that he wanted to put Barry in different rooms of our house and it usually scares the shit out of whomever happens upon Barry; usually the person who finds him is the person that my brother wanted to scare.

So far, Barry has been found

On our dining room table

On my dad's side of my parents' bed

In my parents' closet

Outside their bedroom door (at 5 in the morning and scared my mother shitless)

Near the kitchen door

Near my fucking bed

At the bottom of my sister's stairwell

In our bathroom

And down the hallway

This has gone on for 9 days and it doesn't seem to show signs of stopping. Most of the time we know who gets Barry because it's always followed with a very loud "FUCKING BARRY!!!!!"

My brother is the funniest fucking person I know.

[mcsqu1bb]

Update:

He found his way into my sister's room.

And my brother is cackling maniacally downstairs.

[mcsqu1bb]

Holy fuck this doll is creepy

[mcsqu1bb]

Another update:

The soft glow of the Christmas tree seems to quell his bloodlust

[thesaltofcarthage]

vote to replace the evil surveillance Elf on the Shelf with Barry the Chrismoose

[annethecatdetective]

Broke: Elf on the Shelf Woke: Moose on the Loose

[alienpapacy]

trending news

[airframeextender]

underwater temple, underwater monk

underwater rhymes and underwater funk

he sleeps in the sea in an underwater bunk

with mirrors all around him hes an underwater hunk

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

he’s got underwater junk in his underwater trunk

on the basketball court he does a nautical dunk

he’s got a little stash of underwater skunk

underwater temple, underwater monk

[cnsystem]

[thesexydancingcrepe]

Sick rhymes

[thesexydancingcrepe]

HOLY COW! SOMEONE MADE THIS A SONG!!👍✨

[dragontrickster73]

this song slaps harder than anything i’ve heard in the past decade

[ampervadasz]

[catsbeaversandducks]

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

[theskoomacat]

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome. 

[alexasenna]

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

[wooden-toaster]

My second Deathshead emerged and she’s very angry

[no-dns]

[butterflyinthewell]

I want everybody in my life who told me Mothra shouldn’t have a “roar” or “cry” to pay me in chocolate right now.

[thegreatbaryonyxreef-deactivate]

MOTH ANGY

[z-t00n-deactivated20240811]

[serebrothedevourer]

Oh my goodness I love these

[spearxwind]

ma’am, can we blease see your orion plush? or have you already shown it and i’m just dumb ;w;

I haven't posted it on here but ive posted it on twitter! This was made by @/megasarts on twitter :D

I can finally fulfil the prophecy i tweeted 2 years ago

[beep-beepster]

Listen, Inteleon’s head shape just looks so muppet…

[beep-beepster]

[serebrothedevourer]

Blue Kermit is great

[visual-infinity]

Rotating clouds

[ampervadasz]

[qadmonster]

[glazecake]

[forbiddencronch]

What a wiggly strawberry macaroon !

[gaystation-4]

[everythingfox]

kick kick

[fakemon]

Starter lines by exty / @extyrannomon!

Totzlwarm (🔥 snake)

Pangleaph (🌿 pangolin)

Bambiver (💦 beaver)

[serebrothedevourer]

These would be great. Finally I can have a fire, water, and plant starter that has sticks.

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[i-have-n0-idea-what-im-d0ing-de]

This is what “Boys Will Be Boys” should mean

[horrorofthebeast]

[invisabellespasian]

I’m mostly reblogging for this man’s dance moves, because wow, so smooth.

[horrorofthebeast]

i bet you failed your prostate exam

[cyberdramon]

Is this the fucking How Its Made theme

[argodeon]

Shut the fuck up olivia

[roseburst]

yeah. i have maybe 200 and counting oliviabots reported and blocked so far. my entire block list is olivia.

and still she won't shut up.

[lo-kae]

Given that username structure, there could be as many as 78.4 billion Olivias. They are the true tumblr users. All other accounts are merely noise to the great Olivia hive-mind

[argodeon]

LMAO "the great Olivia hive-mind"

[hxgrl]