[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

(source)

[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[storm3326]

neeoowwww

[catchymemes]

[minicy]

[ID. Video of a woman recording an opera performance when her cat, fluffy and with bulging eyes, hops into frame. She stops singing and tries to push the cat slightly out of the way, but on her next cue the cat starts meowing before she can sing. The woman starts laughing as the cat continues meowing to the music, as though it was singing as well. End ID.]

[lew-basnight]

[kingcriccket]

really this calendar bit of 17776 like. one of the best openings of any scifi story i have read. feeling emotions about ut.

[inkscintillian]

I saw that it was ‘Calvin and Hobbes’ 30th birthday today! 

[pinkandgreenarepurpleandyellow]

[Image ID:

A picture of Calvin curling into Hobbes’s side. They appear to be napping. Hobbes is smiling. The background is mostly white, with green grass around the two.

End ID]

[serratedpens]

Rainer Maria Rilke, The Book of Hours, translated by Anita Barrows and Joanna Macy

[ryebreadgf]

something something the poetry of science etc

[brokentoothkiss]

[finalgoob]

[xiaolanhua]

my parents

A Dream of Splendor (2022) - Episode 26

[meme-train-choochoo]

[trickstertime]

I think about this post every time I wash my sheets

[wellwaterhysteria]

i’m sorry but like. sometimes i’m straight up not looking respectfully………..like at all…

[birdie-remaking-deactivated2023]

this is the funniest god damn thing ive ever seen

[fox-guardian]

he's a sweetheart he's a bitch he's just a little guy he's so very powerful he's the kindest of souls he's SO rude he means everything to me

[ellynneversweet]

1,372 votes and 251 comments so far on Reddit

Go cheer yourselves up, ladies. The comments are absolutely inspired.

[ruimtetijd]

[fractalkiss-deactivated20251119]

The Stars in Wong Kar Wai’s Universe

Nine writers with roots in the Chinese-speaking world pay tribute to the Hong Kong auteur’s most beloved actors.

to add on to my stupid shitposting and be serious though, I should mention this is the article that made me almost cry today reading it.

[anxietyproblem]

[headspace-hotel]

Deism

[kosmogrl]

[theundergroundwoman]

keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer, pinned against a wall in a fight, so close your noses are practically touching, look down at their lips, start making out