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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@serendipidspace
So my boyfriend is bragging about this huge guy getting up in his face and screaming at him and I’m rolling my eyes thinking he’s about the tell me how he kicked ass or something (cause he was scrappy in his early 20s) and then he goes “the second he got close enough I kissed him on the lips and told him he looked beautiful. He left without fighting”
i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired
so yeah i met identical triplets today
Me, a goblin: curled on the floor of my shower letting the hot water cleanse my traitorous body while I play mahjong on my phone in a ziplock bag with no plans to ever emerge. This is my life now.
We are being Respectful
why are there so many days?? i feel like we just had a whole day yesterday… they don’t stop
hey y’all, meet banjo!
This is the entire “I have no friends” starter pack
Skeeter is very worried that I am not impressed with her ball. I am so impressed. It’s a good ball for a good girl.
When dudes on the street tell me I’d look prettier if I smiled, I always respond with “good thing I am not interested in looking pretty for you”
I would just look at them with a straight face and say “I am smiling.” Freak em out good
“Neville Frederic, you were named for the two bravest men I have ever known.”
I switched around some apps on my phone today WITHOUT having soulcrushing anxiety
Golden Girls was more progressive decades ago than half of America now.
me watching disney princess movies
as a kid:
now:
LISTEN
I feel very strongly that if any animal were to discover fire it would be raccoons
When I was driving today I saw this bundled up 20 something year old dude walking his dog in the pouring rain and as I drove past him I realized he was also carrying a really old dog for the walk too
Do you ever accidentally open your laptop’s cd tray and suddenly feel like you’ve descended into the late 2000s
