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saw @justcakethanks' EWC comics and i wouldn't have been able to live with myself if i didn't at least attempt to convey my first thought
Aerospace Engineer Looks at SM-13 for the First Time
So, I'm friends with someone who makes airplanes for a living. They wish to remain anon. I tossed them some SM-13 renders to see if they could make anything of it (for wiki purposes), and got this in response...
The only thing left they had to say:
The titan sub? Oh, you mean the Iron Lung, from critically aclaimed movie Iron Lung by Markiplier YouTube.
Anyone else thinking about how Important names are to Eridian culture, considering how Rocky addressed himself and Adrian, and what that would mean once Grace got to Erid. (ignore statements of time i refuse to do the conversions)
Imagine, after decades of your world becoming colder and colder, you are saved. A single Eridian, the only one of twenty three to survive, arrives in an alien ship, accompanied by a creature you can barely conceive.
Everything about the alien is so loud, hinges formed from tissue thumping and stretching in constant movement, even while unconscious. Completely organic, reliant of oxygen and hydrogen. Instead of a protective carapace, it regrows its damaged tissues. It has senses you do not, and technology so unlike your own, both able to utilise a force you have never heard of. The same force that killed almost your entire mission team. Highly adaptable, able to teach itself how to fly its ship in under a week, able to become fluent in the engineer's dialect in less than four years.
And if Erid's best engineer is correct (and there's no reason it wouldn't be), this creature not only managed to breed a predator of the warmth-taker to survive in various atmospheres, including Threeworld's, but also turned around to provide aid when it discovered that the predator could escape xenonite.
And you think: Surely, this creature which protects itself without a carapace, which sleeps so lightly and knows so much and learns so quickly, which saved two planets at the cost of ever returning to its thrum, surely, a creature so extraordinary must have a name to match
And you think: Perhaps it is strength, Mountain-Base or Lonsdaleite-Carapace. Perhaps it is intellect, Diamond-Claw or Lockpick-Mind. Perhaps it is courage, Song-Through-Silence or Path-Carver
And you think: None of these names hold the true weight of what this creature is to them. How do you describe something like that, which aids without expectation of anything in return, which risks its own life for the sake of a species it cannot touch, which performs miracles simply because it was asked.
And then you learn: Your saviour's name is Kindness
Where’s that one post that’s like Reasons Why My Wife Cried This Week and when are we gonna get a fanfic of that but Ryland Grace.
Reasons my human has cried:
* New student, very small. Grace said it was pebble. Pebble is small Earth rock. Pebble likes name.
* He found out Eridians have no gender rules.
* Students brought him mineral sample. After he stopped crying he said he loves show-and-tell game. Human naming conventions oddly literal.
* I told him Earthsun grew bright.
* I took him up atop atmosphere bypass elevator to look at stars.
* He woke up from nap and found me still with him. I did not wait on his chest; he says I am heavy like “elephant” and he “couldn’t breathe.” I laid my arm over him instead, kept him close, feeling safe. He said “cuddle” was warm.
* Before class he heard younglings singing.
* He has plants in house from sprouts on ship. Plant grew “bud.”
* Engineers got seawater temperature right. He took off shoes and stood in water, sighing. He didn’t care about pants getting damp. Cried until shirt was also damp. Humans very endlessly wet.
* He missed “Doritos.”
* Adrian helped food scientists make taumoeba dried paste. Made it crunchy after heating. We fused it into triangle form. Told him it was Tauritos. That made him laugh-cry. Laugh-cry is rare and precious.
* He remembered Eridians have no gender rules.
* We made him celebration outfit. Used metals he calls pretty. He can see frequencies named “colorful” and “shiny.” These make humans happiest.
* I gave him hug when he wasn’t expecting it. Easier to hug close now with exosuit. Hug when Grace sitting down so he does not fall over.
* Told him to think long time, stay with me as long as he can.
Baaaaa
the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.
we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,
I love the insinuation that the second the princess realized she was a girl and thus actually a princess, the dragon was there. That thing wasted no time. It heard "princess" and was like "I need no further invitation, here I come."
Gender affirmed by Dragon. Amazing.
pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post
Having a Minotaur Boyfriend would be so fucking funny
Like imagine crying on the couch and you hear his thunderous, big body SUV built ass footsteps approach you.
"Baby, what's wrong," he says tenderly as he rubs your shoulder.
You look up to explain how bad your day was with tears in your eyes and you fucking see this:
I made a small drabble based on this
I had to draw it HELP
Thanks for everything, kid.
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Spicy kitty shrunk in the washing machine-
A lot of original characters in this update! Hope you'll like them as much as we do! Because there's more where that came from- We have too many blorbos help-
Thank you @wowhy-s-silly-doodles and @vanta-bleu for the help! Wowhy at the coloring, and both for the corrections.
message to all bitches
please survive
The Artificial Entity's Guide to Empathy 101 - Parole AU [4/5]
Part 1! || Part 2! || Part 3! || You're Here! || Part 5 (coming soon!)
And thus, both eyes are now opened.
God, I honestly don't know if this should've been a fic or not. On one hand, it's great that I made it into a comic. On the other, MY HANDSSSSSSSSSSS /silly
With how much of the comic I've planned already nearing the end, I think this series is going to be a five parter. We're sooooo close to the lesson that Caine needs to learn and I am both EXCITED, and EXHAUSTED lmao
I am ngl though, I feel like this section has crossed over to fanfiction-y area instead of trying to be as close to my canon interpretation of their characterization as possible. I am quite disappointed that it gives me that kind of feel, but you just gotta do what you gotta do. It's already a pretty canon-divergent concept anyways, so not much I can do about it.
Especially since I'm HELLA tired rn lol
I'm probably going to hit the hay early, because this comic plus the commissions I still have to do has left me feeling physically and mentally drained
Despite that, I hope you all enjoy the story thus far! Stay tuned for the finale, Pomni's got a trick up her sleeve :3c
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Mice! With occupations!
rich old trans guy who can fund my transition, can you show up a little faster please
I'm trying to find you I promise
DOCTOR ROBOTNIK??!!?
Will the muffinz rewrite have an audio book version? :3 also do you have a rough idea of when it may be released? Like fall 2026-2027
Or is it like relicensed by chapter? :3
I am so glad you asked! ✨
Yes! There will be audio books made by me and sold with the book / bundle.
The plan is to have the book finished by end of summer 2026, get the orders for preorders, and mail them out later in the year (dates are pending).
The bundle will have the Book, Audio chapters, Stickers, Buttons, Keychains, a full art gallery of the original Muffins art redrawn by me, and a mini randomized plushy of one of the Bakers!
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I’m doing a lot of this because I wanna start my own art business with projects like this. If people really like this, then I wanna do it for other stories Vlad and I make 💝
Hey king- don't know if you remember me but I used to follow you on patreon when you still had that- I fully intent to pay full price for as much muffinz content as physically possible for me to get my hands on, because your art/writing has been the only substantial content I've been able to find on muffins (curse having a very specific and niche Autistic special interest) I was wondering if you intended to narrate your works like the source material? If so, I'd definitely pay for that too. Thanks!!
Hey! Thank you so much for the years of support! Also thank you for being so kind to me about my work!! 🌸
I will have audio books available with the bundle as well as some secret extra stuff that Vlad and I have been hard at work with.
The plan is to have everything ready by Mid to late August. But I have been updating as much as I can when I need to. :3
Thank you again! 🌸