powerful with a little bit of tender

summer. she/her. when will asoiaf return from the war

[nadjasnandor]

[gecko1011010]

Lend me thy strength

[parkchanwoohoo]

I do think it's worth "examining your kinks," at the very least because if you can find an underlying theme you can use it to find other, stranger kinks. Broaden your horizons

[meanmisscharles]

In the Tumblr justice system, non-fixations are considered especially heinous.

In fandom, the dedicated tumblrinas who investigate Fucking That Old Man are members of an elite squad known as the Normal Amount Unit. These are blorbo's stories.

[dogencool]

If I’m gonna have to see and then report over a dozen porn bots every day can they at least give me like a daily grinding quest for it like it’s an MMO. Can I get some gold and a mediocre loot drop

[woundthatswallows]

i don't think there's anything wrong with a woman cannibalizing anyone she finds attractive

[wiishopchanelboots]

It absolutely cracks me up that Elisa goes on this cute seemingly innocent costume date with Goliath, but then-

She fully has a sluttier version underneath ready to GO like 😂

We Stan a monster-fucking icon

[misslovelyillustration]

Happy Birthday Dimitri!

[adooble]

vacation

[iamnotlanuk]

My old person trait is that I think a website should work in a web browser and not try to open an app

[spacetrashpile]

2023

BREAK FREE ON A SATURDAY MORNING

PUT THE PEDAL TO THE FLOOR

HEAD NORTH ON MILLS AVENUE

LISTEN TO THE ENGINE ROAR

YOUR BROKEN HOUSE IS BEHIND YOU AND GOOD THINGS ARE AHEAD

A GIRL NAMED CATHY WILL WANT A LITTLE OF YOUR TIME

LISTEN TO THE ENGINE WINE

PLAY VIDEO GAMES IN A DRUNKEN HAZE

HURT YOUR KNUCKLES PUNCHING THE MACHINES

TASTE SCOTCH RICH ON YOUR TONGUE

HANG OUT WITH CATHY, TAKE SWIGS FROM A BOTTLE ALL BITTER AND CLEAN

LOCK EYES

HOLD HANDS

DRIVE HOME IN THE CALIFORNIA DUSK

FEEL THE ALCOHOL INSIDE OF YOU HUM

PICTURE THE LOOK ON YOUR STEPFATHER'S FACE

READY FOR THE BAD THINGS TO COME

DOWNSHIFT AS YOU PULL INTO THE DRIVEWAY

IMAGINE THE SCENE

THERE WILL BE FEASTING AND DANCING IN JERUSALEM

YOU WILL MAKE IT THROUGH THIS YEAR IF IT KILLS YOU

[funny-history]

[albrakia]

[canonslut]

i hate that he’s fictional i wanna go down on him

[hanpancakes]

Stupid dumb little comic

[sorbetowl]

Facing the future. Together~

[apocalypticromantic666]

PSA for Ao3 Users:

Be sure to check the URL before clicking on any site to go to Ao3. I noticed today when I searched via Google Chrome that there is a false Ao3 site that comes up as the first result.

It says archiveofour.net

When you go to it, it looks EXACTLY like Ao3, but it is NOT.

When I curiously tapped the search bar, a pop-up opened to direct me elsewhere. I believe this to be a spoof site for the purpose of either phishing or possibly hijacking PCs for mining bitcoin or some other malicious purpose.

I could be wrong. Perhaps it's a proxy site- but the fact that it redirected me to yet another suspicious-looking URL is alarming.

I let a few friends know, but it doesn't appear on every browser. @plague-of-insomnia mentioned using CC and Safari, and it didn't appear for them.

Ya'll be careful, and remember to always check the URL! At first glance, this spoof site is very convincing. If I had been half asleep, I may not have noticed it was different.

Please reblog to make your friends and other fic writers and readers aware!