Ned's Declassified DPS Survival Guide

"When all you have is a hammer, everyone ELSE is a nail."---------- call me Phoenix or Macie if you don't know me irl !! Also I'm like. 25, jsyk ---------- If there's one thing I'll always post about without fail, it's rocks ---------- I have a great and wonderful partner !! ---------- Any names I tag nowadays are OCs of mine/my partner's, not fandom stuff !! If you don't want somethin tagged with a blorbo, just lemme know !!

[anasabdin]

Graceful Defeat

[deleted343i434738758yt-deactiva]

Old Sow Between The Trees- Hannalie Coetzee (2015)

[puppygirllaika]

This forest contains nothing but the pure sweet fat of the log.

[justthemoonz]

Sans was probably losing his mind at the "Egg-husband!" joke that Asgore said in Deltarune and was holding in the most hysterical laugh known to man, kinda like this

[nonaferatu]

My favorite one yet- heres the creator

[5weekdays]

my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks

[5weekdays]

these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄

[5weekdays]

who was that.

[5weekdays]

the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance

[the-big-mood]

In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.

[ruinedchildhood]

[stickyfrogs]

There is lots of room to dig, but Trevor and Beverley often end up burrowing to be next to each other!

[iftadwascool]

My Weekend as a 28-year-old in Chicago Illinois

[alsbullshit]

Why does this have its own wikipedia page.

[effemimaniac]

[fionn-o-nassus]

not only does it have a wikipedia page, but they actually discussed deleting it and elected to keep it because they agreed it was sufficiently notable to merit an article.

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Notable Quotable

Have your satirical, vocal stim-laden viral TikTok fight for its life to stay on Wikipedia... and win!

[pointless-achievements]

[zeezu-ix-deactivated20250129]

HI I MADE A JERMA CARDBOARD CUTOUT FOR THE SIMS.

HERE IT IS INCASE ANYONE WANTS TO PUT JERMA IN THEIR HOUSE.

[copepods]

[2560x1440]

they missed ?! 🙁

[2560x1440]

[were--ralph]

twitter is so fucking funny like actually

[geologyin-blog]

super gemmy Bi Color Tourmaline crystal naturally terminated from Paprok Afghanistan.

Photo: @star_minerals_collection

[b0tster]

when u put a random bio chip in ur brain and catch a bunlith virus who wont leave u the fuck alone

[vampiregirlcock]

healthy screen time is when you look at a screen 8h per day for your job

excessive screen time is when you look at a screen more than 30min per week recreationally (unless it's your TV in which case it's healthy)

[saracastically]

out of reach 🌕✨ a comic about scrolling on your phone and falling in love collected in full below 💕

fin 🌕

[spaceshipsandpurpledrank]