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[wholeheartedsuggestions]

i’m in a ‘let’s just bury ourselves under a bunch of blankets, turn off the lights, and fall asleep watching a feel good movie’ mood

[irrevocably-delicious2]

Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I don’t think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.

[starfire003]

I’d like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they don’t like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.

[corisanna]

I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isn’t present.

Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.

[greatfay]

Me: “For the drink, it’s [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I saw a sign that I get a free drink?”

Me: “For signing up for our rewards program, yes :)”

Customer: “Oh… I don’t have one of those”

Me: “Well if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)”

Customer: “Eh I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “…” “…” “:)”

Customer: “I hate getting all those emails”

Me: “Oh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)”

Customer: “No thanks, I don’t want an account”

Me: “Okay… well the drink will be [x amount] :)”

Customer: “I thought it was free?”

Me: “:)”

Me: “It’s free if you sign up for our rewards program :)”

Customer: “I don’t want to sign up”

Me: “Then the drink isn’t free :)”

Customer: “You can’t just give me the drink?”

Me: “No, I can’t unfortunately :)”

Customer: “Why not? It’s only [x amount]”

Me: “If that’s not a lot of money to you, why don’t you just pay for it? :)”

Customer: “This is shit customer service”

Me: “:)”

Customer: “This is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourself—”

Me: “I don’t control the prices, I’m just a cashier :)“

Customer: “—making a fucking fuss over a damn drink and it’s not even a large—”

Me: “That’s not my decision, I’m just a cashier :)”

Customer: “—and you bet I won’t be coming back here again”

Me: “How unfortunate :)”

[thekeybladeninja]

I can feel the :) deep in my soul

[sagihairius]

i was taking this families order and the dad needed a second to decide so i was chatting with his kids and i was like “oooh are you guys twins” and then a voice from under the table went “YOURE CLOSE MAAM” then A THIRD KID popped up and did some karate moves at me and the dad just looked so tired

so yeah i met identical triplets today

[dragon-in-a-fez]

this is the only correct way to handle being an identical triplet

[sakrogoat]

Alméry Lobel-Riche

[sadobama]

“youre old enough to make appointments yourself now”

[5bi5]

I want emo versions of idioms

Like, instead of ““you’re barking up the wrong tree” it’s “you’re panicking at the wrong disco”

[scanalan]

You can lead a horse to Evanescence but you can’t bring him to life

[kabaks]

you know what i’ve never seen. one of those really big trees. like the massive ones in california. i feel like if i saw one i’d start crying immediately

[kabaks]

trust me when i say i would be going absolutely apeshit if i was this kid

[kabaks]

tell me this doesn’t fill you with some latent animal urge to scuttle your way to the canopy and check for predators

[evergreenempress]

[extrafabulouscomics]

[hydro-homies]

Plague inc is getting harder and harder…

[martinskki]

it’s gotten to the point where i just do a peace sign as a natural reflex 

[sappyassmemes]

[safelyendangered]

That time of year again

[liz-cat-meow-deactivated2020011]

my hands are always cold ( that means u should hold them )

[shadowcat]

[eliquidcoochie-deactivated20190]

My Sims when I keep switching between day and night in build mode

[mephystophyles]

sure, when my grandfather fought nazis and fascism he was “a hero” and “on the right side of history” but when i do it im “way too sensitive” and “no better than they are”

[mephystophyles]

Happy one year anniversary of this post also fuck nazis and fuck Donald Trump

[loveistrueblue]

Me, gritting my teeth: You garbage website. You garbage, garbage website-

[rptheturk]

What really ticks me off about this is that they’re not even giving us the choice to see it anymore. they’re taking the choice away from us adults. They’re treating us like we’re kids that need our parents hand.

Us: Let us  see the adult content, I”m an adult

Tumblr: Not now dear, why don’t you go look at pictures of cats instead of that nasty adult content.

This attitude is condescending and tells us they don’t think very highly of their users.   Plus their defination of adult content is so vague. 

[randomslasher]

Except it’s really more like this: 

Us: Let us see this picture

Tumblr: Not now dear, why don’t you go look at pictures of cats instead.

Us: THIS IS A PICTURE OF A CAT

[aidashakur]

“6 months from now I will be in a different situation.”

Speak it into existence.

[foxyj26]

A better situation

[yllwlotus]

A healthier, more peaceful, positive situation.

[softestbuckley]