youre pinching it infinitely tight!!! @serf03 - Tumblr Blog

what about a shapeshifter who’s bad at it. shapeshifter who can never quite get the nose right. shapeshifter who always makes flipped faces because they’re doing adjustments in the mirror. shapeshifter with same face syndrome. shapeshifter who always dips further into the uncanny valley than they want. shapeshifter who can mimic a single celebrity completely perfectly but struggles to recreate anyone else.

#derrick barry

goslinggf

i love you rice with some bullshit

cryptotheism

I fucked the white pharaoh

just-apple-strudel

bogdreamz

matt and jay in 2008

homoidiotic

Transmasc Ironman team wins third place (2026)

Team “Iron Transmasc” (comprised of Schuyler Bailar, Chella Man, and Cal Calamia) competed at the Athletic Brewing Ironman Oceanside competition 2026 in California. Finishing third place in the men’s division, ahead of 200 other relay teams of cisgender men ages 25-29. “Yeah, we kind of crushed it,” Calamia told Out after the event.

#let’s gooooo #he said lemme throw some pleated slacks on for the photo real quick lmao

16bithoe

When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

skarchomp

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

closet-keys

I have been scared these past couple weeks. Fadel and I normally text all the time, but I was unable to reach him. Now that he has consistent internet access again, I have learned that he miraculously survived a shooting by the Israeli occupation. The bullet narrowly missed his head and settled against a wall. Do you understand how close he was to death?? I am so grateful he is alive.

closet-keys

He urgently needs funds for his blood medication. The past winter his health has failed from flooding, illness spreading through camps, and food insecurity. Fadel has been hospitalized numerous times when his blood count gets so low he falls unconscious.

closet-keys

During this period of switching between campaign hosts, I have not been able to fundraise for his family, so they are very low on funds!

Please match my donation, or send anything you can! @fadel-dani's family needs a transfer of funds as soon as possible. Fadel has been vetted by @gazavetters and is #197 on the spreadsheet.

fadel-dani

Thank you so much to everyone who missed me and worried about me. These have been the worst 20 days of my life. I've had repeated fainting spells and excruciating pain. I miraculously survived when a bullet whizzed past my head and lodged in the wall. I've suffered greatly from this trauma, and my previous campaign has been temporarily put on hold. Even now, I haven't been able to afford my monthly medication. So, I hope you will support me and help me by donating to my new campaign. Please donate.

closet-keys

Please help me to raise funds for Fadel so he can get his blood medication, pain medication, and nutritious food!

lowpawly

see i can play this game too

mclalan

croaksac

the complete and total defeat in the prosecutor's voice at the very end..... im 💀💀💀

bogleech

Havent seen a lot about this on tumblr so maybe not a lot of people know:

He was wrongfully raided by police in 2022

He used footage and names of the specific cops in posts, videos and songs making fun of them

The cops sued for defamation and cried in court about the songs ruining their lives

He won anyway

creatingblackcharacters

I love how unapologetic he is. And rightfully so!! How you gone cry about being embarrassed when you weren't crying about barging into my home and threatening my life? No one was worried about anybody's children when they weren't the right color. They good. 🤷🏾‍♀️

#I love him sm