self-made purgatories

hi i'm cal i am rarely coherent

[m0rbs]

This is my primary ds9 takeaway

[prawnlegs]

we think of this comic so often in my household that we knew what we had to do for the next birthday that was coming up

[trekacrosstheuniverse]

[amphibimations]

Girl whose first emotion ever is Anxiety Attack 🥰

[stardustcleaningguy]

WHAT

[boldlynothanks]

the places studying particle physics will take you

[thewomancallednova]

the strangest thing about threshold is not the pilot turning into a salamander, it's not the salamander pilot and captain having salamandar kids, it's not the salamander kids never being mentioned again, it's that it actually won an emmy, that is not a tumblr joke it actually won an emmy.

[semutamusic]

cop: are you aware of how fast you were going?

me:

[amygdalae]

Having some tea earl grey hot..... just like that bald bitch John Luke the Card

[dilsdelights]

love when worf says 'klingons do not do such things' and its really clear that he personally just doesnt want to.

[dilsdelights]

@dilfsisko LMAO

[hylasregilla]

[2mo3cm-man]

[yaoibattlepass]

They look like a duo that dropped exactly one studio album of some of the most experimental woodwind and jazz combo youve ever heard in your life

[cogcontrol]

it's crazy how by writing q and picard tng perfectly predicted the relationship between a tumblrina and a blorbo. like yeah here is this emotionally constipated middle aged man and the omnipotent homosexual who wants nothing but to put this guy in fucking Predicaments. also the omnipotent homosexual is considered a weirdo by his peers. he is also unemployed. that's a big plotpoint actually

[asssdirector]

[yaoiblackmold]

How Spock dresses when he is going to his own wedding with a fiancée he's been betrothed to since childhood

VS

Spock going to see his former Captain he hasn't seen in years after failing Kolinahr

[imsoglitter]

Biggest downgrade in cinematic history. Every other aspect of the j'jambramsverse could be perfect and I'd still hate him for this alone. Turning the sexiest evil big tiddy space eugenicist into some uwu softboi in a windbreaker. Banging my head against the wall. He doesn't have any swag. Where's the cunt???????????

[garaks-padded-bra]

and they made us watch him shower :(

[jonathanarcher]

Average Janeway speech: you know, normally I’m a pretty chill guy, but you’ve pissed me off, so I’m going to launch every single weapon I have at you and if you come any closer I’ll nuke us both

Average Archer speech: one time I saw a gazelle and that was really cool, just like how humans are cool. 9/11 will never happen as long as we have the human spirit

[oddeyelesbian]

my take on inter arma enim silent leges