Wingin’ It

I’m Jake. I sometimes write things 👀

[afeelgoodblog]

I love this sentiment because it’s so easy to explain.

[khorazir]

“Satire is meant to ridicule power. If you are laughing at people who are hurting, it’s not satire, it’s bullying.” —Terry Pratchett

Yes, always kick up, never down.

[kushblazer666]

[cipheramnesia]

Problematic Queer Representation would be an incredible name for a law firm.

[hyrude]

im so mad bc “atlas shrugged” is such a raw fucking title. thats an EXCELLENT name for a book. a man holding the weight of the entire world on his shoulders is so moved by his disdain for the current state of things that he exerts the force to shrug. indifference to the nth degree. that’s fucking metal. then you read it and it’s just about hating poor people.

[shymagnolia]

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

[shymagnolia]

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

[flagellant]

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

[coffee-or-hot-cocoa]

i need all the help i can get for finals

[finnglas]

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like. 

So you know. 

This might be the real one, y’all.

[labelleizzy]

My life is pretty good but definitely sharing this out for all my folks who might need it!

[inknopewetrust]

For everyone looking for a bit of good,

Manifest this shit. Spreading the love to each and every one of you. You deserve the good that comes.

[snorlaxatives]

no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it

[allthingshyper]

“You, your children, and your childrens children can dig for the next one hundred years. And you will never find it. Start digging, Trout.”

Absolute fucking metal last words.

[ms-musers]

Owen: we can’t mansplain, manipulate, or malewife our way out of this.

Beru *cocks gun*: manslaughter it is

[orwell]

Vertigo (1958), dir. Alfred Hitchcock

[seekingstars]

The Years - Alex Dimitrov

[ororium-z]

Thank you Megan.

[glamourweaver]

Muppet Frankenstein, where the only human actor is the Monster, and he has no prosthetics. Everyone just reacts to the one human in their world as a horrific monster. The body parts before the animation are even visibly felt Muppet limbs, but the creature rises as a human.

[yinx1]

Muppets should do all the classics like Wishbone did.

[fluidfyre]

please let the monster be played by Jack Black

[dormouseking]

Pretty fucked up that queer people’s emotional development is usually like

0-12: childhood

12-22: t̷̬̳̫̜̬͙̯̝̤͌̇h̷̗̾̃̂̓̿̚̕̚ͅͅë̴̡̙̟͚͖͖̟́ ̶͙̲̱͍̝̔̔̾̾́d̴̛̫͚̳̫̈́̐̒̀̏̑̀͝ä̶̯͔͓͇̮̱̠͉́̓̋̌̈́̔̏ͅr̶̹̳̣̭̞̳̱͔͌ͅk̷̲̜͙̝̲̿̐̓ņ̷̢͔̺̤͕͕͓͋̐͆̈́̇́̆͜͠e̵͇͗̍͂̚ṣ̶̟̼̩́̍̉s̴̥̐̅ ̶̢̜͉͚͍̉̓͑̒̑͝o̵̧̠̙̐͗́̋͊̿̈́͛̉f̸̫͊̐̀̈́̕͝ͅ ̸̭̺͓̘̪́͝t̷̛̺͆̈́͘h̸͚̺̣͍̃̇̈́͑͋è̷̙͙͍͇͈͉͎̔̂̚ ̵͍̥̈́̆̆̐v̶͖̈̐̓͋̍̈́͘o̴̳͖͊͛̋i̸̙̾͂͆̈̓d̵̢̩͓̻͎̲͓̓͜

22-30: adolescence

[kiricat]

omg this is so fucking real

[123235785898313578973-deactivat]

weevils just look they would burst into tears if you yelled at them

[iwilleatyourenglish]

[seffersonjtarship-deactivated20]

reblog to put a weighted blanket on the person u reblog this from

[mad-rieux]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

night sluts

[dragongirltitties]

they’re called vampires

[a13then]

moon whores

[quinintheclouds]

those are called werewolves

[folklouire]

And if I run fast enough, could I break apart?