Joss Stilwood

Gregor Clegane's Squire, a step up from his low born roots. one of the sons of the Clegane's very own Kennel master sideblog to flayersdaughter younger fc: Skandar Keynes Older fc: Torrance Coombes (older fc will me the norm) Mun is of age: 33

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Send 🎵 for me to list a song my muse would listen to.

[serssquire]

@asongoftasandfire

[asongoftasandfire]

[serssquire]

*great there goes my fun of admireing all the women.*

[serssquire]

trying to decide if i want to change Joss’ fc or to keep Torrence Combs

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@asongoftasandfire

[withthedog]

serssquire:

Joss nodded and hurried off to get some food. He came back holding two plates and trying to balance two pint containers of ale, on top of it. One plate was piled pretty high with food the other with enough for Joss to eat and gain some weight, as he burned a lot of it off squiring. He set Ser’s food and drink on a table and sat down with his a slight distance away.

Gregor tucked into his food immediately. “What’s this green shit?” he asked. It was some kind of vegetable, but he wasn’t certain what kind. Without waiting for an answer, he started eating it, giving a shrug. It was passable. 

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“I think it’s a bean or pea of some kind,” he replied as he ate his food quickly, there was always work to be done when squiring for the mountain. He finished his food and then started to work on scrubbing and shinning the Mountain’s armor.

[withthedog]

serssquire:

withthedog:

“Smart.” Gregor grunted. “That’s unusual for you.” he added, sheding his layers of armor as Joss worked them off. 

“Could be the various punishments finally worked their way into my thick skull finally,” he replied as he finished the last strap of the armor. “Anything else you need, Ser?”

“Go get me food. Get you food too. You look like you’re losing weight, you’re going to get your ass kicked by a stiff breeze if you keep that fucking up.”

[serssquire]

Joss nodded and hurried off to get some food. He came back holding two plates and trying to balance two pint containers of ale, on top of it. One plate was piled pretty high with food the other with enough for Joss to eat and gain some weight, as he burned a lot of it off squiring. He set Ser’s food and drink on a table and sat down with his a slight distance away.

[withthedog]

serssquire:

“It’s possible, Ser,” Joss admitted, being honest and respectful was the way to go at the moment. “But I’d rather not have to crawl to my bed tonight, hince why i’m watching my attitude today.”

“Smart.” Gregor grunted. “That’s unusual for you.” he added, sheding his layers of armor as Joss worked them off. 

[serssquire]

“Could be the various punishments finally worked their way into my thick skull finally,” he replied as he finished the last strap of the armor. “Anything else you need, Ser?”

[withthedog]

serssquire:

“Of course, Ser,” Joss stated as he finished untying the breastplate. It’s not like you haven’t done worse to me but at least you don’t tell me to like it, he thought as his fingers worked on the straps for another piece. 

Gregor gave a grunt as his breastplate fell to the floor, the massive weight off of him. “You’re having an attitude today, aren’t you? I can feel it. Like you’ve got something on the tip of your damn tongue but you know sayin’ it will be asking for a beating.”

[serssquire]

“It’s possible, Ser,” Joss admitted, being honest and respectful was the way to go at the moment. “But I’d rather not have to crawl to my bed tonight, hince why i’m watching my attitude today.”

[serssquire]

"Joss! I have missed you my sweet."

“My Lady, it’s good to see you again.”

[withthedog]

serssquire:

“It’s nothing, Ser.” Joss said quickly as he hurried over to help Ser Gregor with his armor. “It’s just a song other squires have been singing, and it just caught in my head. They came up with it to complain about their knights, but you are far from any other knight, Ser. You are not a jackass in a can, as Ser Loras Tyrell apparently is according to his squire.”

“Yeah, well, you’d better watch your fucking mouth, or you’ll find my fist in it.” Gergor grunted. Joss knew him perhaps better than anyone. “And Ser Loras is a cheating little fucking cunt.” Gregor grunted. “He probably fucks his squire’s mouth and tells him to like it.” 

[serssquire]

“Of course, Ser,” Joss stated as he finished untying the breastplate. It’s not like you haven’t done worse to me but at least you don’t tell me to like it, he thought as his fingers worked on the straps for another piece. 

[withthedog]

@serssquire

“Boy, get over here. Get my armor off. What the fuck were you singing ove there? Jackass in a can, what the fuck is that?”

[serssquire]

“It’s nothing, Ser.” Joss said quickly as he hurried over to help Ser Gregor with his armor. “It’s just a song other squires have been singing, and it just caught in my head. They came up with it to complain about their knights, but you are far from any other knight, Ser. You are not a jackass in a can, as Ser Loras Tyrell apparently is according to his squire.”

[ofharlawandsilence]

"I'm your future husband." -serssquire (so need to bring back Joss)

“Do you mean that? Ser Gregor is letting you marry?”

[serssquire]

“I don’t think that you could ever make me regret this,”

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Cast of Galavant - Jackass in a Can (from "Galavant" (Official Lyric Vid...

[ofharlawandsilence]

"I'm your future husband." -serssquire (so need to bring back Joss)

“Do you mean that? Ser Gregor is letting you marry?”

[serssquire]

“Yes, I’m sure, Teth.” He stated with a smiled. “I haven’t wanted anyone else since meeting you, much to Gregor’s dismay. I am just a hedge knight and not a Lord so I’m not a good prospect to most lord’s daughters, so I’m free to marry whom I choose.”

[ofharlawandsilence]

"I'm your future husband." -serssquire (so need to bring back Joss)

“Do you mean that? Ser Gregor is letting you marry?”

[serssquire]

“In a way, he’s on his death bed I believe, Lord Tywin knighted me after Gregor’s duel with the red viper. I am  a knight and my own man now, Teth.”

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[serssquire]

The mountain and the Squire

[mounthardt]

Gregor knew that Joss had been wanting to see the mêlée just as much as his master would like participating in it. But the order had been given, and so the knight was left with no choice but to obey.

He grunted when the young man had finished his parts and left the tent to mount his steed, which was not present. The Mountain huffed as he recalled the past events and turned back towards his squire. “I need a horse.” he growled, displeased.

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“I have already taken the liberty of buying one for you, my lord, after I dropped the girl off to you.” Joss stated carefully. It wasn’t easy to find a horse that could carry the Mountain’s weight and it would have costed him a small fortune for one, but he had haggled it down to a manageable price once the horse seller had learned who it was for. “It should be arriving soon,” he add as he finished with his sword belt.

He looked left and right and saw the man walking the horse over, he let go a sigh of releif because he had paid in advance and he wouldn’t have fared too well had the man just took the money and ran without bringing the horse. “There it is, I hope it meets your expectations.”