I'm Shot and I'm Hot

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

(Guys please follow my art fight account!)

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

They want you!

They want you!

They want you as a new recruit!

Who, ME?!

They want you!

They want you!

They want you as a new recruit!

♪⁠ﾉ⁠♫

But--!

But--!

But--!!

I'M AFRAID OF GUNSHOTS!?!

♪⁠ﾉ⁠♫

Hey, hey- L-Look, man, I get sick even reading it on the news!!

♪⁠ﾉ⁠♫

They. Want. You!

(Oh my goodness..)

They. Want. You!

(WHAT AM I GONNA DO WITH A RIFLE?!)

THEY. WANT. YOU.

(....)

They. Want... YOU!!

In the Cumann na mBan!!!

I don't get why you are so afraid. It is an honor to fight for your country's freedom

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

I WOULD DIE FOR YOUUUU

Please don't the war needs you

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

Maeve design me a wedding dress

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

Maeve more like babe bec

Please elaborate, I'm in the middle of a war here.

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

Merry serves more cunt than you.

Where is this elusive "Merry" and what is the quickest way to kill him?

How is his track record with losing limbs?

[nevermore-merry-official]

Well, you resorted to violence awfully quick! Can't stand the thought of someone being better than you?

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

This is war Twinkerbell, deal with it

[nevermore-merry-official]

War? There is no war. This is a conversation, in which I have said nothing hostile

While I have you, I must say your use of punctuation has me cringing!

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

(ooc lol sorry about my horrible punctuation, even as a native English speaker, English is a hard language)

My pride as an Irishwoman has been assassinated. So yes, this is war.

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

Merry serves more cunt than you.

Where is this elusive "Merry" and what is the quickest way to kill him?

How is his track record with losing limbs?

[nevermore-merry-official]

Well, you resorted to violence awfully quick! Can't stand the thought of someone being better than you?

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

This is war Twinkerbell, deal with it

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

Merry serves more cunt than you.

Where is this elusive "Merry" and what is the quickest way to kill him?

How is his track record with losing limbs?

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

POV Me checking out tumblr once in a blue moon to see what red posted: Let's see if Meemaw did anything stupid!

Red, if you are reading this, please know that this is satire and don't go all pissy okay?

[nevermore-confessions]

I wish the nevermore rp community would come back. It’s so dead now :(

.

[parsley-draws-art]

This took longer than I meant it to.

[peckforlovingheck]

@r0sy-maple-m0th

[r0sy-maple-m0th]

HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!! GOOD GOOGLY MOOGLY

[asshole-cowboy-devil]

the fuck.

.

is wrong with you.

[r0sy-maple-m0th]

theres a lot wrong with me sir i mean sir i mean sir i mean sir but you could make me worse if u wanted or somethinhg

[asshole-cowboy-devil]

what.

y'know what? sure. if ya wanna be worse, put yer enemy behind a wall to suffocate em

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

(Monty in drag is not something I ever thought I wanted to see, but this is AWESOME!)

[littlekandiclown]

I don't think I've posted this yet

if i have I'm sorry please don't kill me

[faithinchristxxnevermore]

Is France real?

It's a creation of God so yes, it's real...but it depends on who you ask

For example, @nevermore-merry-official would say it's fake but @way2rich4this would say it's real, who do you believe?

[nevermore-merry-official]

No one should put their trust in a ginger

[way2rich4this]

WHY IS THIS EVEN A DEBATE?????

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

I have no idea

[yapofalltrades]

Daily reminder.

Mariah carey is defrosting...

NOOOOO

[nevermore-merry-official]

You can't escape ittttt~

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

(IT'S ALMOST TIME! PREPARE FOR THE

C H R I S T M A S )

[yapofalltrades]

Daily reminder.

Mariah carey is defrosting...

NOOOOO

[nevermore-merry-official]

You can't escape ittttt~

[servingcuntandservingmycountry]

You're not just being shipped to England... but Birmingham *Dramatic sting*

(joke as a Brummie).

*Sweet home Alabama starts playing*

(IDK what to put here so I just did this sorry)