I could find you in the dark

Sam. 30s. Canadian. she/her

[memewhore]

[xenoliith]

FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES

[aenslem]

#me whenever anything bad happens to male characters

[quantumshade]

the year is 1347. my husband just died from “the plague” and i’m moving in with my female “companion” in a secluded mansion in the european country. we have no kids and two dogs and we seem unusually close. i call her my wife but historians call her my best friend. little does everyone know, she’s both.

[pricklylegs-deactivated20250727]

[mad--house]

[gros-patapouf]

Pip Boy but it's shit.

[ernsts-9th-blog]

Talk shit about windows98 again and I'll fuck

[huntrad-chadcel]

Thats a rather unique threat

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[gharibajameel]

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[gharibajameel]

[femcassidy]

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

[gharibajameel]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

[ironmaidenhead]

[mulukhiyah-deactivated20200604]

[lycanium]

I love the gif because there’s an incredible number of mistakes crammed into just a couple of seconds. 

1. how the hole starts in the wall but it keeps moving forward

2. then magically heals itself

3. the triceratops walks right through the wall

4. the table blinking before the dinosaurs appear

5. both tables disappear

6. so suddenly appear again as they are toppling over

7. two people clipping into running without any transition 

8. the table outline hides a man’s legs but there is no table

9. the triceratops horns aren’t white in the second clip

10. tables changing both color and material in the second clip

11. a carnivorous dinosaur’s first instinct is to go and eat a whole plate with salad

[ajani]

I miss traditional 2D animation… 3D CGI doesn’t get you masterworks like this

[the-lunar-lorkhan]

@cwnannwn

[sistertaxon]

[jasper-rolls]

[zagreus]

[lisbonsteresa]

i’ve missed them

+

[eelizabit]

me to the unfertilized egg I’m releasing from my body this month

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

[unclefather]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[rip-nugget]

Who wants to see my hotdog

[rip-nugget]

I paid 50 cents for this ceramic bad boy

[rip-nugget]

My cat

[toastbutteregg]

that clove of garlic looks smoother than my skin im mad