Ambry

21 yes I am an engineer. no I am not good at it . i dont believe in separation of main blog and side blog

[snailkites]

2007 eBird gem

[sockeye-sallmon]

favorite seal? GO

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GO MY LEOPARD SEAL!!!

[high-mage-slinkers]

Hello baikal be counter them with your kind heart love ♥️

[sockeye-sallmon]

My seal would eat yours for breakfast and giggle while it does it

[high-mage-slinkers]

Nah he'd get stuck trying to bite through his blubber and die of starvation like a fool

[sockeye-sallmon]

Nuh uh

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[coughloop]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

[sleep-deprived-menace]

This reads like something said by Lemony Snicket

[oury-boros]

been relistening and the main thing its done to me is now im thinking about mr orton all day

[breakbeatbun]

dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind

[ferricsailor]

ive had a tab thats just pictures of tomatoes open and i didnt even realize that ive been occasionally opening my tomato tab and scrolling through pictures of tomatoes

[vimbry-moved]

bears

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[mls-classics]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

a little warm up for the day

ink: diamine oxblood

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

my friends hate this video so much i don’t even have to repost it in discord anymore i’ll just be in a voice call and go “wouldn’t it be crazy if the joker could beatbox” and they all tell me to go kill myself

[aly-semi-archived-deactivated20]

If you don’t like me the delete your blog. I’m better than you and this site is mine.

[the-night-picture-collector]

Yoshinori Mitzutani, Birds

[phantomrose96]

You can be talking to someone and she'll be like, "Oh I made a silly mistake. Women don't deserve voting rights teehee." And you'll be like, "What." And she'll be like, "Oh I'm sorry! That must sound so bad out of context. No it's this Tiktok meme where, if you're a girl and you do something dumb, you say 'Women don't deserve voting rights teehee.'"

And you'll be like, "That sounds bad." And she'll be like, "No no. It's totally not that bad. It's just a meme. Men say it too. Like if a man does something silly he'll be like, 'I am like those women who do not deserve to vote.'" And you'll be like, "Does that make it better?" And she'll be like, "Well there was one guy who tried to make 'Men shouldn't vote' a popular meme. But it never caught on and also he got yelled at a lot."

And then you drop it there because like, you're harshing the vibe.

[wake-meme-up-inside]

God this makes me think of this screenshot:

"it minimizes you as a person" really wraps up my entire discomfort with the whole "oh but i'm just a girl" thing when used in most situations.

[aries-of-spades]

[transfemgabriellamontez]

No Doubt spinning in their graves hearing people overuse “I’m just a girl”… and they’re not even dead yet!

[rylandgraces]

there’s a friday ass vibe about this wednesday boys keep your wits about you

[audarcy]

Really glad randall xkcd made that "experts often misjudge the average layperson's knowledge of their field" comic bc my prior touchstone for easily conveying the same idea to people was this other xkcd

and now i no longer have to confuse people by saying shit like "i think we're having a joe biden mayonnaise moment here"

[vocabulary-altering-posts]

PHRASE ADDED!

"I think we're having a Joe Biden mayonnaise moment here." [For use when saying something common to you but baffling to anyone outside of your area of expertise.]

[desudog-deactivated20240822]

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There seems to be a lotus blooming in my askbox. Let's all fold our hands behind our backs maturelike and view it for a moment