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[slimetony]

Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away

[slimetony]

Why does staff still allow people funnier than you to leave tags on your posts. They should have fixed that by now

[chickenroost]

Lol both ideas are awesome and funny

[girl-dot-tzt-deactivated2026042]

Every single time someone mentions police role-playing in a sexual context I think of this tinder interaction and I instantly become absolutely stricken with laughter

[pieklo]

Reblog daily for health and prosperity

[sevencisgenderedsoaps]

No man who regularly quotes 4chan posts has ever 'accidentally' done a nazi salute.

[oneheadtoanother]

[beesmygod]

Are you pro or anti bush

he was a bad president

[beesmygod]

its a good start but i feel like he deserves worse than that

[peachfromcmbyn]

do we think chocolate guy is gay?

[senatortedcruz]

-Grandpa Joe muttering to Charlie in that factory

[segamascott]

[popsunner]

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

[popsunner]

Don’t do this to me

[professional-chaotic-dumbass]

my brother in christ you made the post

[tulipscomeinallsortsofcolors]

[lakevida]

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself

[merinnan]

[rockelyn]

[girlcum-sommelier]

not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

[syn4k]

[mysterycat-isme]

I hate waiting for things to stop being popular so i can enjoy them

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

Can I interest you in not one or two... But THREE things that are no longer popular as they used to for you to enjoy?

[mysterycat-isme]

Yes tell me the things !!

[tranzzitts-deactivated20251231]

1. Supernatural

2. Doctor Who

3. Sherlock (BBC)

[mysterycat-isme]

I despise you and you won't survive when I am in charge in 14 and a half years

[beardedmrbean]

This guy has to be drowning in it

[titkoks]

guy accidentally cures his own road rage by making fun of the person who caused his road rage

[eveydeevey]

Closing my eyes and screaming "waaaa!" while shooting a handgun but I have perfect accuracy and drop 6 targets then reload in 0.2 seconds and hit 6 more

[123472oodkkxkxkx-deactivated202]

i just remembered this and now i can't stop laughing