SpiderSociety

Blog is a mixture of nsfw and sfw content I'm also a furry Just to let you know what’s coming

[srsfunny]

Yep, This Is Still Me

[gallusrostromegalus]

I had class at the gardens today and while I was eating lunch by the pond, watching the family of ducks that comes into the picnic area to beg for food.  Today, the mother mallard had her offspring in tow. The sight was very adorable and resulted in much salad and fries being thrown thier way.  I was only sort of paying attention to thier movments when the following conversation took place at the next table over:

Toddler, just learning how to talk: *excited gasp*  A FUCK!

Mother: JENNA NO!

Jenna, bouncing up and down with glee: BABYS!  BABY FUCKS! BABY FUCKS!

Mother, hissing whisper of desperation: J e n n a   p l e a s e !

Jenna, ecstatic:FEEDA FUCKS!  FEEDA FUCKS!

Jenna, turning to me and gesturing: BABY FUCKS!!

Me:  Yeah!  Did you know a baby Duck is called a Duckling?

Jenna: !!!!!

Jenna: MOMMY!  FUCKLEYS!

Mother: I’m so sorry.

Me: Are you kidding?  This is the highlight of my week.

Jenna, chanting as shes loadedint the stroller and wheeled away: BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY! BA-BY FUCK-LEY!

The ducks continued their search for fries, uncaring.

[ruinedchildhood]

[baravita2]

[catchymemes]

[somewhereinthedetails217]

WHAT?!?

[justcatposts]

[musclecorps]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Post pictures of banjo!

Snoot Snoot goodness for y'all! :D

[anxietyproblem]

[yoko-kurama-the-sex-god]

I feel personally attacked

[gaminginsanity]

[revolver-ossified-deactivated20]

He literally thinks he was just threatened with cannibalism

[seilnakyle]

The dc and marvel fandoms are having a very different day I see

[pics-that-make-you-go-hmm]

[vampire-crimson]

you walk in here and they deal with every single problem youve ever experienced in your life and then you go to the cash register and they kill you

[worldcircus]

42,000 matches .

[okazilla]

when it all turned black with only a little fire on the side it looked like a hole burning into reality

[infinitemachine]

Okay, D&D side of tumblr: stat this up as something. What is it?

[lawfulgoodness]

Flaming Void

Challenge Rating:  15

Large Outsider, Neutral Evil

Armor Class: 18

Hit Points: 180 (19d10+76)

Speed: 0 ft., fly 20 ft. (hover)

Saving Throws: Int +7, Wis +9, Cha +8

Immunities: Fire, Poison, Fear, Prone

Senses: darkvision 120 ft.

Languages: Deep Speech, Undercommon

Abilities:

Fireball - 15d6 on a failed save, half as much on successful 

Firewall - Area effect impacting all adjacent squares to the void, 4d6 no save

Despair - Once per round, characters that can see the Void must make a Charisma saving throw, or else become frightened.

[sixpenceee]

“Dirt Sticks to Sweat. Deep scars don’t regenerate with sweat glans and thus dirt doesn’t stick to it”

Posted by reddit user Pomoek

[colourpatternist]

Local ball of fluffiness and sunnie-ness rolls around and acts cute as owner tries to get her to do a trick. More on this story at 7.

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[cursedcatimages]