You Must Be Lost

Kace | 26 | she/her

[sporeganism]

June

[disneytva]

[blue0909]

Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.

THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????

[cartoonrival]

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

[cartoonrival]

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

[gloomsday]

sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[honniisun]

practice 5

✧₊⁎honnii☀︎

[mynorthernattitude]

and for the lady, perhaps a fking break?

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

[fireproofs]

happy mother’s day to that mom who sold y/n to one direction

[echotunes]

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

[fuck-philip-banks]

[vidibit]

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

[ghostoffuturespast]

[april]

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.

[iwantadamusername]

⚠︎ Tip

Nap lengths are always randomised.

[apostaterevolutionary]

When you miss a character(s) so bad but you don't have any thoughts to share so you just kinda stare at pics of them like this

[porcelain-rob0t]

the european mind cannot comprehend the 48 oz dunkin bucket

[derryderrydown]

Excuse me while I look something up...

1.4 litres????

[politenotice]

[interestingmistakes]

[blackpyrefly]

bad case of cum lung

[cheaphalloweencostume]

got it from years of working in the dick mines 😔 but how else can we support our kin

[amishsicario]

they succumbed to the cum lung

[blackpyrefly]

im literally still here.

[blackpyrefly]

now who succumbed to cum lung bitch