liv. (again)

i put the "hug it out" in "thug it out" poems: voidpacifist

[spaceoddity6]

out of all the gay characters in the fwgcu (finn wolfhard gay cinematic universe) I refuse to believe that Michael “it’s not my fault you don’t like girls” Wheeler is the straight one.

[bylrlvr]

i’ve played these games before

rare aesthetic: closeted gay men mourn for their lost potential with the love of their lives

[theartsharki]

"What’s wrong Rich? Afraid you’re going to lose at wrestling like when we were kids?"

Richie’s mind: *Explosion sounds*

[liquidstar]

We need to start publicly shaming people for creating huge messes everywhere they go in stores. Retail employees should be allowed to stamp "DOUCHEBAG" on your forehead if you keep fucking up every display you see

[beaft]

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

[beaft]

while i'm here, the other one that always pisses me off is "do you interpret idioms literally, for example 'bull in a china shop'?"

well, no, obviously. i know what "bull in a china shop" means because that is a popular phrase with a clearly defined meaning. and if i hadn't heard it before, then i would still not interpret it literally, because it has the cadence of an idiom and i would probably be able to work out from context what it meant. what is the point of this question

[beaft]

third and final complaint: "are you good at noticing subtext?"

i feel like the problem with this question is best illustrated by a conversation i had with a friend a while back, where i said something like, "i feel very safe with you because you don't do subtle hints and you are always very straight-up with me about what you are thinking and feeling."

and he laid a hand on my shoulder and was like, look dude i'm gonna be straight up here. i am subtle with you constantly and you simply do not notice <3

[beaft]

@luckyybones hope you don't mind me screenshotting but you are actually so correct

[solreefs]

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

[f-slur]

kind of insanely hot that richard gadd wrote a story about a little doe-eyed guy being held in a literal and figurative chokehold by a bigger more masculine man who calls him "bambi" and jamie bell was like this is awesome i want to be bambi but i want you to be my ruben and because of this richard gadd transformed his whole body. to embody ruben. so that hed look as big as possible, and jamie would look as little as possible next to him, and their characters would be as physically different as possible... just an undeniably sexy thing to have happened no matter how you spin it

[urie]

[f-slur]

richard gadd and the pink multicolor ballpoint pen he used to annotate his scripts while shooting half man

[womanbachelor]

oh you just know that niall's publisher is going to love that niall got murdered by his twice-convicted criminal brother who famously was the inspiration for niall's last book. the sales are going to skyrocket baby!!!!

[heavilyironized]

HEARTWARMING: brother who will probably murder you in cold blood very soon is proud of you for being gay

[medievalsleaze]

YOU GUYS. WE GOT THE DOUBLE MURDER. THEY FUCKING KILLED EACH OTHER

[sycamorality]

is it really headcanonings disabilities if they're results & consequences of the horrors the character has gone through, lets be honest now

[super-autism-death-ray]

something's fuckin wrong with me dude

[willgrahamscock]

Thought crimes of course aren’t real but uh. We know those aren’t just thoughts anymore once you’ve posted them publicly, yeah?

Then they’re just crimes.

sure, fictional crimes since nothing happened and no one was hurt. should we put the fictional handcuffs on? "sorry, you wrote about murder which is illegal, go spend 20 years in mind jail"

[lustcannibalism]

y'all make so much more fuss about shit in fanfiction than crimes in real life

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

posting about fictional murders is apparently a crime now y’all. every horror and slasher movie is illegal according to anon

[severthenexus]

hey anon, i gotta know if you think every person with OCD and intrusive thoughts is a criminal yes or no

[3000s]

one of my friends started going on dates with her mailman but he cut things off and now it's like a situation where she's seeing her "ex" (lack of better term) like every day because he's her mailman

[3000s]

don't date your coworkers = normal advice

don't date your mailman = we need to work on this one

[wholeheartedsuggestions]

no one is coming to save yo- wrong!! everyone who has ever shown you love and/or care is saving you a little bit.

[excandescence]

and my friend niall kennedy is ignoring every single one of them