Severus Snape @severustssnape - Tumblr Blog

greendoeeyes

I’m rude? My friends are rubbing up on me. I mean, I’ll take your word on that if anyone’s.

severustssnape

Yes, you are being rude. Wasn't I clear enough?

#c:lily

greendoeeyes

That’d be something to consider if it were the potion itself I’m smelling, but seeing as it’s none of your concern anyway I reckon you’ll be moving along.

severustssnape

Right. just wanted to be help, that's all. No need to be so rude... I see your... 'friends' had already rubbed up on you. Well, that was actually to be expected.

#c:lily #oh no

greendoeeyes

Sure. Don’t need help from slimeballs like you, do I? You don’t even know what I’ve done.

severustssnape

True, I do not. But, no potion should smell of cauldron soot... It's just wrong.

#c:lily #haha yes

bellatrixthequeen

It’ll be like finding out that you’ve actually received a lump of coal for Christmas.

severustssnape

That its a pretty great anology. Must be so disatisfying.

#c:bella

greendoeeyes

Pity I’m not asking, then.

severustssnape

Fine.. I was just trying to help.

#c:lily

greendoeeyes

Well - all I can smell’s cauldron soot, reckon that means I’ve done something right.

severustssnape

Hmm, I'm not quite sure about that.

#c:lily

bellatrixthequeen

Misleading them is so fun, though.

severustssnape

You are quite right about that. They're going to receive such a delightful surprise.

#c:bella

hercism

Piques your curiosity, doesn’t it? Pity you’re too much of a bigot to—

I’ll keep your name out of my Tarot drawings, just in case.

severustssnape

Great, thanks. If you happen to predict my death, tell me, to make it happen quicker.

#c:sybil

"Bulletproof Love" and "One Hundred Sleepless Nights" by Pierce the Veil. Check em out if you haven't already heard them.

I love both, okay!? omg <3 thank you, thank you, thank you!

#pretty anon #Anonymous

hercism

I’m a nutter, remember?

What’s it matter to you?

severustssnape

It doesn't matter at all.

It was great talking to you. Hope to never do it again.

#c:sybil #//ohhhhh #i seeee #hahaha #im sorry i just dont read much stories like dat #*that #its mostly about agents and serial killers #end of the world and sciency kind of things haha

hercism

Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

Have a wonderful day, Snape. ( Keep an eye out for falling houses. )

severustssnape

Likewise, Trelawney.

Wait... what's that supposed to mean?

#c:sybil #-awkwardly clears throat-#i dont uderstand that reference

hercism

Who d i e d and made you Merlin? You’re right, it does no good for the likes of you: dry, unimaginative, and judgemental.

I predict that the next time the Marauders trip you in the corridor and make you fall on your arse, I’ll laugh instead of feeling sorry for you. Does that suffice? Goodness, you’re clouding my Inner Eye.

severustssnape

My mother, maybe. Oh, quite defensive about that, aren't we?

Wow, thank you for gracing me with your wisdom. Much appreciated.

#c:sybil

helenevafranklin-deactivated201

Hmm. I suppose some of its students could be a little kinder, I agree. Especially all the pranksters and thieves. O-Oh, it’s actually Helen. And— I’m sorry, I didn’t notice, I suppose. I tend to talk a lot, so I don’t really… filter all that much. Sorry.

severustssnape

Pranksters... more like scum that should cease to exist altogether. Helen, is it? I'm going to keep calling you Helena if you don't mind.. it rolls off the tongue easier I guess.

#c:helena

hercism

Many witches and wizards, talented as they are in the field of loud bangs and mysterious smells, are unable to penetrate the veiled mysteries of the future. Divination is an a r t f o r m.

Excuse you, Snape, I am a Seer.

severustssnape

Indeed. What good does it does for us? Nothing. It just makes people, such as you, completely nutters. Astronomy, I get it, but divination? Give me a break.