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What do you mean you canât find a job? Have you looked on Indeed? What about Linkedin? You should try Upwork. How about Rise? Have you tried Jobera? Take a look on Dribbble. You GOTTA be on Jooble, dude. Get on Jooble. Jooble has it for you.
This still blows my mind
I will happily delete this if Iâm derailing or taking away from the original message (initially I put this in the tags, but a friend asked me to reblog as text)
If you don't want to pursue an autism or adhd diagnosis and you have access to a doctor or therapist you can get them to write you a note attesting to a symptom of your neurodivergence (rather than naming the condition itself) and stating the need for accommodation.Â
It's something my therapist told me about when we were still working in offices. I have sensory processing issues and on multiple occasions the noise in my office was so bad I broke the skin on my hand clenching my fist.Â
This work-around of course won't fix structural ableism and relies on you having access to a doctor/therapist who actually gives a crap, so still might only help a couple of folks.Â
Thats a good add on
i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
this also goes for aesthetic or -core titles. 'y2k tank top' is going to get you resellers and fast fashion brands advertising to people looking to meet a current trend. 'thin strap crop tank top' is going to get you a diverse group of results and not upcharge you to hell and back
additionally, shop second hand when you can, second hand and thrift sites typically organize clothes by the cut and color. theyll be more affordable than a depop seller curating you a style to sell you
useful terminology for different kinds of clothing shapes :)
Being a whump writer means having to find a new way to say âit hurtsâ over and over again.
whatâs great about being an EMT is I have a whole list of ways to describe pain. So hereâs that for anyone who might want it
-searing
-burning
-shooting (along with burning, these are often neuropathic)
-stabbing
-gnawing
-stinging
-aching
-pain can radiate from on place
-numbing
-tingling
-throbbing
-constricting/cramping
You can also have severities such as
-paralyzing
-debilitating
-distracting (maybe one worse pain is making whumpee ignore the rest)
-psychosomaticâother stressors are making whumpee think theyâre in physical pain. This also works for limps or injuries
Lasty, one of the indicators for a heart attack is literally a sense of impending doom. So essentially your brain recognizes that something is very wrong without telling you directly. Do with that what you will. I hope this helps!
Thought Iâd add on with some other words that might be helpful.
Here are some more description words:
-piercing
-pulsing
-squeezing
-thrumming
-buzzing
-suffocating
youre so fuckign right
so tired of seeing body horror that isn't absolutely monstrous amalgamations of flesh and bone that make you question whether or not god existed or was killed by said horrifying beast that looks like it would be contained by the scp foundation
the monsters and abilities from [PROTOTYPE], Entries from SCP, and the W-corp train Incident from library of ruina(watch a playthrough or play it yourself BLIND) are Body Horror.
Being disabled or injured Isn't.
Red son rn:
For @kyri45 LMK AU
Oh boy it s truly like that
when she says she doesnât send nudes
when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes
when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia
When Russia sends you nudes
#what the fuck happened here
This is my favorite post in all of tumblr
reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia
reblog it, because Russia canÂŽt
Thanks ObamaÂ
When Russia makes this post illegal
I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS
I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash
I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now
What the-
I havenât seen this in about 4 years. Iâm glad itâs back.
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PSA for those writing coffee shop AUs, bakery AUs, etc.
I have worked in the food service industry for 20 years and I just wanted to make an informational list of common mistakes or misconceptions I see in writing about said industry. Not trying to be a jerk, just thought I would try to make a helpful list! I will add more if I think of any and please feel free to ask any questions you may have!
- it's cookie dough, not cookie batter. Doughs are for thicker stuff, typically something you can pick up in your hand (cookies, bread). Batters are more liquid and pourable (cakes, brownies, muffins)
- one person cannot make all the products from scratch and bake everything themselves unless they are a very slow business. Most of the time someone has a specific thing they do weather it's focused on specific products or split up like one person does the batters/doughs, one person preps and bakes, one person decorates. Sometimes one person does multiple things but generally not every single thing every day by themselves
- Front of House = people interacting with customers like barista, waiter, person at the register. Back of House = people making the food (line cook, baker, etc), dish washer (the worst job in the world, I salute all dishwashers everywhere)
- if they're doing stuff like bagels, doughnuts, breakfast pastries, cinnamon rolls, bread, etc they are there EARLY. Depending on the product some people start working at 2 in the morning. I saw a published book that had someone making dozens and dozens of cinnamon rolls from scratch in like one hour. Not possible even though I wish it was
- frosting, icing, and glaze are all different things. Frosting is the thicker stuff you see on cakes and cupcakes. Icing is typically for cookies, especially the decorated cut out sugar cookies. Glaze is thin, like what you get on doughnuts
- 99% of people who work in the food service industry will immediately go home and shower. I've seen lots stories where the character gets done at work and goes out. You are covered in various substances with powdered sugar in places you didn't know it could get, a shower before Literally Anything is a must
Hey, @sparkedfirez! This might help on the Recycled front-
It Works Differently in the Human Realm
Pukicho whats your opinion on the passage of time
Hoping it'll eventually stop doing that
The present is a gift the past gives the future.
The present is a large rock the past bludgeoned the future with.
optimist vs pessimist povs
So uh have you written fanfiction before rat man? Like self insert, platonic, anything? I feel like you tried at one point then buried it to never see the light again.
I have never understood the point of fanfiction. I have never cared for any fictional world enough to try, and even if I did care enough, I STILL wouldn't understand writing fanfic for said world. I'd rather dedicate that creative energy making my own shit instead - better that, than slurping off the creative energies of someone else; of a world and story that already exists - one of which you cannot canonically affect.
I have said this on the fanfiction website, and I will fight you all
pukicho fanfiction time
I assume it's going to be heavily sexual
Hmmm hold up.. let me think about this one
hmmmmm
Alright I was wrong about the whole thing.
how do you cope with having a fanbase that thinks ur either a: the exact brand of tumblr queer theyre familiar with or b: so sucks
You were doing so well with this ask, and then I feel like you hit B, and didn't know what the fuck to say.
Whatâs your favorite video game :3
There isn't one answer to this question. but uh hohh hohuh Outer wilds, Factorio, shadow of the colossus, terraria, Hollow knight, elden ring, civ 6, dark souls series, monster hunter tri and 4 and world, cave story, talos principle, Inside, half life 2, portal 1&2, Mario Odyssey, Rayman 1, metroid prime, metroid zero mission, skyrim,
Go play your itch.io backrooms ps2 lowpoly cave simulator, you fucking elitist, self-congratulatory schmuck.
Yeah man, that'd be a great argument if video games were music and not video games.
I can say N+ or Dyson Sphere, Earth Defense force, or Antichamber. Maybe Inside? Worms Armageddon? The Witness? Dwarf Fortress? - is that not niche enough for you, fucker? Should I be saying shit like Fancy Pants, La Mulana, Space Engine, Endless Ocean 2? Still not niche enough? I once played a game where you control someone's grandma, and then she fucking keels over and dies. should that be my favorite game? the grandma-death game? Is that the sorta answer you're looking for?
Do you even play games to have fun, or do you simply scour the cesspits of mid-tier shlock to fulfill some sort of lacking personality-trait or general insecurity? Does knowing something others don't give you a sense of superiority? I imagine someone like you would seek any sliver of superiority they could get, considering your sad, sad, sad circumstances.
Why are you always getting attacked by people đ you are so real pukicho i live for the day that someone isnât pissing you off
That will NEVER happen
Pebbles and his two avatars
Redheaded stepchild lookin' ah.